Government Crackdown On Rude Vegetables
The government has announced a crackdown on suggestively-shaped vegetables following numerous complains from the public. In one incident, Olive Lilley from North Kensington had an unfortunate encounter with a phallic potato. Lilley, 82, had just o...
Read full storyHarry Reid Bites Boehner
Harry Reid, the Democratic Senate Majority leader, recently delivered a series of blistering attacks from the Senate floor on his Republican colleagues. "They are anarchists," Reid was quoted as saying, "because they hate government. And hating gover...
Read full storyCatholic Church to be Privatised
The Catholic Church is to be floated on the Stock Market. Cardinal Karl Profiteri of the Holy See's Banca Ambrosiana has announced that the Church is going to be privatised. At a special conclave of bishops the vote was taken last April during th...
Read full storyHarley Davidson Announces New Model - "The Compensator"
MILWAUKEE, WI - Harley Davidson announced the upcoming release of their newest model today, the "Compensator". In a press release issued today, company spokesman Biff Wellington announced the new motorcycle and listed some of its unique features.
Read full storyMove over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here
ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.
Read full storyObama Says, No More Mr. Nice Guy
"It has long been policy - not my policy, mind you, but the policy of the United States - that we do not negotiate with terrorists. And when Republicans act like terrorists, I won't negotiate with them. It's blackmail and terrorism and I wi...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Cashing In On Dance Craze
Although not the originator of the dance known in pop culture as twerking Miley Cyrus, has become quite well known for this dance move due to mass publicity over her performance at the Mtv Video Music awards. Ms. Cyrus has decided to cash in on th...
Read full storyMail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents
The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
Read full storyPorn Afficionados Distraught Over Recent Anti Revenge-Porn Bill
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Gov. Jerry Brown signed a bill on Tuesday that outlaws revenge porn and this could mean possible jail time for people who post naked photos of their exes after breakups. The bill is not being met with a welcoming attitu...
Read full storyMan Eating Pancakes At Waffle House Questions What Life Has Come To
BOREDVILLE, WI - "I was just trying to clear my head, so I went out for a drive and ended up at a WAFFLE HOUSE," states James Sadzack Sr., 52, of Boredville, WI. Sadzack had recently been interviewed by The Spoof satire writer, Tony Bagodonutz, re...
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