Man Eating Pancakes At Waffle House Questions What Life Has Come To

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Friday, 4 October 2013

BOREDVILLE, WI - "I was just trying to clear my head, so I went out for a drive and ended up at a WAFFLE HOUSE," states James Sadzack Sr., 52, of Boredville, WI.

Sadzack had recently been interviewed by The Spoof satire writer, Tony Bagodonutz, regarding a recent discovery of the meaning of the acronym YOLO.

"You don't eat pancakes at a Waffle House. Everyone knows that. I'm sitting there contemplating this whole YOLO concept, right, and it occurs to me that I'm eating PANCAKES! What has my life come to?" Sadzack disclosed.

When asked what what he was going to do next, Sadzack replied, "I guess I'll have to see what pans out, ha ha get it, pancakes, pans out. Oh never mind. That's not even funny. FML."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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