Humorist Eats His Words Over Red Sox
If we cut our teeth by chewing broken glass, you can understand how hard it is to eat our own words. And distasteful too. The Red Sox have catapulted back into first place as June is ready to bust out after a washout Memorial Day weekend. Wi...
Read full storyI can't believe it's not terrorism!
Police looking into the tragic death of a 79-year-old man from Liverpool, now say that they are seriously considering treating the matter as an act of terrorism. The man (who may also have been a terrorist) was severely wounded in the incident and he...
Read full storyThe Taliban Introduces Its Own Version Of the Ten Commandments
The top commanders of the Taliban have just introduced their own version of the famous Ten Commandments as received by Moses in the desert. It is not well known that the Islamic Religion also uses the Bible as a prophetic religious work. That means that they believe in the Ten Commandments as received by Moses from Jehovah. Unfortunately, as can be expected, the Taliban branch of radical Islam...
Read full storyTim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court
SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthou...
Read full storyAshley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...
Read full storyKristen Stewart Goes Ballistic Over A Shopping Cart Incident
SAN FRANCISCO - Kristen Stewart flew up to San Francisco to get away from the LaLaLand rumor mills. She recently had an incident where she shoved a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? According to the police report Kristen was shoppi...
Read full storyA Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House
NEW YORK CITY - Just when many folks figured that there could be no one flakier, nuttier, and fruitier than Lindsay Lohan along comes Amanda Bynes to prove them wrong. The former Nickelodeon star has already shown that she is following in Lilo's f...
Read full storyMila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher
BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she can hardly wait for her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore to be finalized. Kunis has stated that she is so fed up with "Crybaby" Moore's game of stretching out the divor...
Read full storyThe Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora left the band to deal with what he called very personal problems. Jon Bon Jovi was asked to comment on Sambora's departure by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The New Jersey...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Star of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Amazing Fantasy
BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries went to see Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk for her yearly check up. Dr. Elderfunk who is considered The Gynecologist to the Stars informed Miss Dobrev that everything checked out fine. "Even my h...
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