A Very Troubled Amanda Bynes Has Threatened To Write Nasty Graffiti On The White House

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Sunday, 26 May 2013

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Amanda Bynes says she is planning on going to the White House sometime in early June. (Photo courtesy of Sasha Obama).

NEW YORK CITY - Just when many folks figured that there could be no one flakier, nuttier, and fruitier than Lindsay Lohan along comes Amanda Bynes to prove them wrong.

The former Nickelodeon star has already shown that she is following in Lilo's footsteps and not missing a step.

The 27-year-old has stated that she wants to be exactly like Lindsay; except without all of the freckles, stringy hair, and ankle monitoring device.

Bynes recently made the headlines when she was thrown out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner in Marina Del Rey for dressing like one of the bearded men on the reality show Duck Dynasty.

She was also asked to leave due to her unbelievable barbaric-like eating habits.

A few days later the highly troubled Bynes flashed one of her boobs at Burger Doll Restaurant employees in La Brea.

The Thousand Oaks native commented to Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin that her goal is to climb the White House fence and spray paint nasty graffiti on the side of the White House.

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