Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 May 2013

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Duncan says that he plans on hiring the extremely attractive California attorney Ginger Allred.

SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court.

Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthouse clerk identified as Margarita Sopapilla, 47, stated that she came across a divorce document that was written in code

When the code was entered into a state-of-the-art X-7000 Scientific Computer it revealed that the two subjects listed in the divorce document were Tim Duncan and his wife of 12 years Amy Duncan.

The two first met when he was a basketball star at Wake Forest University and she was a cheerleader.

Tim said that right away he fell in love with her cute little blonde ponytail and the happy-go-lucky way she would laugh at his knock-knock jokes.

A close friend of Amy's said that she remembers the future Mrs. Duncan saying that she was going to do her best to latch on to the fantastic college basketball player because one day he would be playing in the NBA and make millions and millions of dollars.

Tim Duncan who is a man of very few words has issued the standard "No comment" comment.

Efforts to reach Amy Duncan were futile, but a neighbor said that he thinks that she flew down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, to get away from the San Antonio Spurs fans who now look upon her as a persona non grata.

In Other News. The government of Costa Rica has announced that it is cancelling it's planned invasion of North Korea due to the ridiculous high price of fuel.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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