Nina Dobrev Star of The Vampire Diaries Reveals Her Amazing Fantasy

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 26 May 2013


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Nina's gynecologist Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk is known as The Gynecologist to The Stars. (Photo courtesy of Paris Hilton).

BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries went to see Dr. Duffy F. Elderfunk for her yearly check up.

Dr. Elderfunk who is considered The Gynecologist to the Stars informed Miss Dobrev that everything checked out fine.

"Even my hooha?" She asked half blushingly.

"Yes, ma'am even your hooha" The good doctor replied.

She then paused for a few moments and stated that she knows that he is a gynecologist and not a sex therapist but she asked if she could get something off her chest (no pun intended).

"Why certainly" came the reply from the doctor.

Nina proceeded to tell him that she has been feeling kind of guilty lately because she has been having an amazing fantasy about a certain male.

She paused to brush back her hair and said that it is bothering her because she is totally devoted to her Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder who she regards as her one and only true love.

"Who's the male in your fantasy?" Dr. Elderfunk asked.

Nina paused for a few moments. She looked out the 13th floor window and replied that it was Derek Hough, who had just won this season's edition of Dancing With The Stars along with his partner Kellie Pickler.

The doctor smiled and assured her that she was perfectly normal and that she was the fifth patient this week who had expressed to him the same feeling about the man known as The Dancing Dude.

SIDENOTE: Nina was so relieved that she handed Dr. Elderfunk a $20 tip.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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