The Missing Link
"Look Sir, we have searched the house and I can tell you, hand on heart, he is not here". "Don't believe it, the silly sod has got drunk and fallen down a crevice somewhere". "I understand the grounds are quite extensive but my officers and I have had a good look". "Did you check the old out houses and the barn?" "Yes sir, every possible nook and cranny has been searched, he is not her...
Read full storyMemoirs of Judge Elliphont Harding
I remember Stinky a tall cadaverous looking chap with a profound limp in his vocabulary. We bedded at Cambridge together,he had a habit of wanking under a copy of Country life. Never saw him after Girton College, just sort of went our separate ways, at Winchester together you know. Some years later, I am sitting in the Dunlop Club having a snifter when who should walk in? Dear old Stinky, dr...
Read full storyChris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance
NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna was in the Big Easy where she performed at The Voodoo Arena on her nationwide Tit For Tat Tour. After the concert she spoke with Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti who is married to Hercules Confetti a writer for Sporting...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Trying Her Best To Lure Liam Hemsworth Back
BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus was down on Rodeo Drive doing some shopping to help get her mind off of her breakup with Liam Hemsworth. The ex-lap dancer was wearing a pair of the shortest short shorts found on the Left Coast. Buck Yazoo with Yipp...
Read full storyThe Spoof Exclusive- An Interview With Mr. Potato Head!
Today we interview that star of toy stores and famed actor from the films Toy Story 1,2 and 3, Mr. Potato Head! Visiting him in his penthouse at the Farmer's Market in Manhattan he spills the beans on his illustrious life: A hearty greetings to you, Mr. Potato Head! Thank you for doing this interview with us. Where is it you are from? Illinois, but my roots are in Idaho. I have heard that y...
Read full storyMobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools!
The days of dscipline in UK classrooms has gone and been replaced by groups of disruptive zombies pressing buttons on mobile phones and other gadgets. Teachers in the UK are complaining about the uprise in such behaviour because they cannot conce...
Read full storyIsle of Wight News - DNA: Dogs Not Allowed
In a bold move, the Isle of Wight councillor, David Pugh, has elected to spend his twenty-million pound lottery win on putting every dog on the island onto a doggy DNA database. "I was going to buy a bigger house," he said. "However, I already hav...
Read full storyWorldwide Happiness Levels Measured
For the first time, scientists at Manchester University, UK, have been able to measure the amount of happiness in the world, and have come to a remarkable conclusion: There is a certain level of background happiness that doesn't fluctuate. "A numb...
Read full storyThe Most Amazing Ballerina in The World
MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen. Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books. Miss Pavlovsky has just complet...
Read full storyTucson Sets The Record For The Smallest St. Patrick's Day Parade In America
TUCSON - The city of Tucson, Arizona is home to The Saguaro National Park. It is also the home of the largest loincloth producing factory in the entire United States. The Laughing Lynx Loincloth Company was established in 1883, and at one time it...
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