Chris Brown Begs Rihanna To Give Him One More Chance

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 24 March 2013

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Rihanna says that she will never ever get another Chris Brown tattoo. (Photo by Ryan Seacrest).

NEW ORLEANS - Rihanna was in the Big Easy where she performed at The Voodoo Arena on her nationwide Tit For Tat Tour.

After the concert she spoke with Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti who is married to Hercules Confetti a writer for Sporting Chance Magazine.

RiRi told Miss Confetti that she has finally decided to listen to her family, her friends, and Vice-President Joe Biden and stay the heck away from Chris "The Bruiser" Brown.

The "Umbrella" singer confessed that she has no idea why in the world she would keep going back to someone who has disrespected her and verbally, emotionally, physically, and politically abused her.

The Barbadian beauty said that she has been having some comforting talks with one of her best friends Tyrone "Bongo" Bonatelli, who is the lead singer for the hip hop band The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz.

Bongo is a cousin of The Black Eyed Peas band member

Bonatelli has been one of Rihanna's biggest supporters and confidantes. He was the first person that RiRi told that Chris called and begged her to give him one more chance.

Rihanna said that she flat out told him that Sofia Vergara will completely lose her Spanish accent before she ever gives him another chance.

She pointed out that she has finally gotten fed up with his uncontrollable temper, his childish mood swings, and his never-ending compilation of boring knock-knock jokes.

To view photos of all of Rihanna's tattoos including the ones in some very intimate places go to

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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