Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.
Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...
Read full storyEllen DeGeneres Adopts Girl From Costa Rica
Ellen DeGeneres is a proud new mom, now that her adoption of an 8-year-old Costa Rican girl is official, DeGeneres' rep tells Celebrity Gossip Magazine exclusively. The girl's name is Selena Gomez Ramirez, born in November 2005, according to the...
Read full storyAnderson Cooper Kisses Madonna - Says He's Still Gay
NEW YORK CITY - The GLAAD Awards were presented at New York's Marriott Marquis de Sade Hotel and the biggest part of the event was when Madonna presented Anderson Cooper with an award. Madonna, was dressed as a Boy Scout and she told the audience...
Read full storySarah Palin Gets Put In Her Place By A Little Old Blue-Haired Lady
CHICAGO - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin was in the Windy City speaking before a gathering of The Retired Teabaggers Party of Illinois. Palin, who has lost so much weight she is beginning to look like a pencil with legs, arms, and a horrific, uncontrolle...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Says Lindsay Lohan Has Run Out of Chances
LOS ANGELES - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev was recently interviewed by LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle. The two met for lunch at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo and talked about Nina's hit show. The 24...
Read full story'Meurtre Le Plus Horrible!' as top French lawyer found swimming with the fishes
Vannes, France - Shock horror in Brittany this weekend at the news that a superstar French barrister has been found dead at his private beach spawning hundreds of French Dead Lawyer jokes. (Ne demandez pas! - 'Ed'] Olivier Metzner, 63, had a massi...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Admits She Has A Crush On Kobe Bryant
NEW YORK CITY - One of the nation's most well known GOP mouthpieces Ann Coulter recently confided to Piers Morgan that she has a crush on Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Coulter, 51, said that she usually does not have crushes on men bu...
Read full storyIsle of Wight News - Mayor Baffled by Decision
A TOWN mayor has said he is baffled by an Isle of Wight Council decision. The Isle of Wight Council, which made the decision is sticking by the decision despite opposition from the Mayor. Council spokeman Gordon Gillies says "It is the right of...
Read full storyBudget Leak Sensation
George Osborne has been caught with his pants down - again! He was clearly seen leaking on the grave of Karl Marx somewhere in London. A video on YouTube shows the Chancellor prick in hand clearly pissing onto the grave. Tories have claimed that O...
Read full storyRed Sox Next on List of Free Agent Turncoats, Just Ask Jacoby Ellsbury
BOSTON TURNSTILE-- Take a number, Jacoby Ellsbury. Next one in the bakery line to leave Boston is the Red Sox representative. In the matter of a year or so, New England sports fans have been shot full of more holes than the proverbial donut at the...
Read full storyA List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones
LONDON - The Rolling Stones have been rocking and rolling since 1962, and the elderly English lads show no signs of stopping or even tapering off. Lead singer Mick Jagger and lead guitarist Keith Richards are both 69. The band's drummer Charlie Wa...
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