Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State
Rumors are abounding around Columbus, Ohio, after Dr. Gordon Gee announced his retirement, following his insulting remarks about football, the Catholic church, Notre Dame and Catholic Priests. "Yes, I admit, that I have made derogatory comments ab...
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Washington DC - The FDA today ruled that a new device that detects contaminated food is a terrorist device since it can be used to damage corporations producing GMO foods. Dr. Strange Death, spokesman for the FDA, made the announcement to a packed...
Read full storyPresident Obama Bets Rush Limbaugh $20,000 That The San Antonio Spurs Will Beat The Miami Heat in The NBA Finals
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that there has never been a U.S. president who was more into basketball than President Obama. And the president does love to make bets on all kinds of sporting events. He has said that since he doesn't go hunting...
Read full storyParis Hilton's New Erotic Sex Tape Named #1 In 13 States!
SAN FRANCISCO - Paris Hilton flew up to The City By The Bay to attend a sex tape signing event for her brand new erotic video. The sex tape titled Vangelina's Crotch Region Volcanic Eruption has been flying off the video store shelves faster than...
Read full storyAlabama Demands That Unmarried Teenage Girls Stop Getting Pregnant
MONTGOMERY, Alabama - The governor of the state of Alabama, Robert J. Bentley has just issued an emergency governor's proclamation regarding the teenage pregnancy epidemic that seems to be running rampant in every state in the nation. The governor...
Read full storyRob Pattinson, Selena Gomez, and Gary Busey To Star In a Vampire Comedy "The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld"
BURBANK - Twilight Saga series star Rob Pattinson and Selena Gomez have just signed to appear in Luigi Luigiani's classic Vampire comedy, The Vuvuzela Family Goes To SeaWorld. The film is being produced by Lions Door Films in association with Clou...
Read full storyU.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?
Faded Spotlight Magazine Presents... U.S. POLITICOS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Mitt Romney - The old Flip-Flopper, who got trounced in the 2012 presidential election by President Barack Obama, is seriously considering moving down to Mexico and living with one of his cousins who owns a piñata factory. Ron Paul - The 77-year-old congressman from Texas is living in the Lone Star state and trying t...
Read full storyTom Cruise Caught Parked At The La Brea Tar Pits With a Katie Holmes Blowup Doll
LA BREA - Friends of Tom Cruise are concerned about him and say that he is still really bothered at the fact that last summer's movie Rock of Ages flopped at the box office big time. According to Silver Screen Showcase Magazine the film cost $75 m...
Read full storySandra Bullock Says That She and Noted Paparazzi Photographer Rico Chorizo Are Just Friends
NEW ORLEANS - Sandra Bullock, 48, recently stated to Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight that she would love to find a nice, caring, devoted man and settle down with him in her luxuriously exquisite $2.7 million New Orleans mansion Château Creol...
Read full storyAmanda Bynes Discovers A Space Alien In Her Kitchen
NEW YORK CITY - The life of Amanda Bynes is starting to resemble that of Lindsay "The Little Lost Lush" Lohan. Bynes, who starred on the Nickelodeon Channel has had more ups and downs than the Empire State Building elevators. She has been charg...
Read full storyNASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars
As soon as the news surfaced that a rat (of the rodent, not human, variety) had been photographed on Mars, Science and Technology reporter Gail Farrelly at The Spoof.com knew she had to be the first to interview him. "Thank goodness for Skype," Farr...
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