
LeBron James to Bring Back Old TV Show Are You Being Served?
LeBron James will revive the old classic BBC television program Are You Being Served? LeBron wants to set the series in an American sports store instead of a department store. LeBron hopes to showcase sneaks and wide-fronts from his endorsement...
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Hate the Heat?
If the NBA learned something during the recent playoff run, it was their handpicked messiah and team of latest legend, has a big wart where the public was supposed to lick. Yes, fans, you have shown your disdain for the Miami Heat in the heat of t...
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Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor
New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...
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Apple announce new Spect-Apples
With Google bringing out Google Glasses, Apple have announced their own version of the intrusive wearable computer with Spect-Apples. "Spect-Apples are going to be massive," said product designer Ariane Cox. "They hook straight into the iStore, an...
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Top knobs' shagging caper banjaxes No 10 spin machine
London - "This is the Brits' equivalent of the General Petraeus-Paula Broadwell scandal alright," a Pentagon cryptographer said today as the lurid details broke. "Both UK protagonists are well known to US military intelligence, we regularly sweep...
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iPhone 6 images leaked - will it be a winner?
Apple have gone back to basics with their latest offering in the iPhone stable. "We've redesigned the whole phone," said Anne Summers, head of research and development. "We went to the people and asked them what they wanted." In hindsight, the...
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