Teams Most Likely to Win World Series
As baseball season progresses, so does our understanding of what teams are playoff contenders and what teams are local pie-eating contenders in their respective regions. In this post, I will notify you of what teams to keep a close eye on as the play...
Read full storyNew Superman Movie Is Here To Inspire Us To Be Gooder People!
Superman! - That Ultimate Hero of the Great American Dream (or Scream?) One again screens across America will be displaying that ultimate hero of true American ethics, moral values, virility and down home decency- Superman. Reborn again on the 75 anniversary of his birth in D.C. Comics, the Superhero to end all superheroes is coming once again to save the world and to show it that America i...
Read full storyG8 statesmen to be guarded by squad of Cote de Pablo lookalikes
Washington DC - "Sure knocks the spots off that dead Libyan despot Muammar Gaddafi's Amazonian Guards," a source close to President Obama's security detail said today as news of next week's security deployment broke. "As for their resemblance to t...
Read full storyCowboy DNA found in Prince William's genome
London - "No wonder they call him 'Billy-the-Kid' Windsor," a UK's National Poisons Unit geneticist said today as news broke about the discovery of dodgy cowboy DNA in Prince William's makeup. The intimate five year probe into Will's inherited stu...
Read full storyMelissa McCarthy Furious With Chelsea Handler For Referring To Her As Mount St. Melissa
HOLLYWOOD - Melissa McCarthy appeared on Chelsea Handler's television show Chelsea Lately and she came very close to turning the dishwater blonde into a dishrag. McCarthy was there to promote her upcoming movie The Heat in which she stars with San...
Read full storyU.S. Customs Confiscates 17,000 Counterfeit Fez Hats That Were Bound For Morocco
NEW YORK CITY - United States Customs officials have reported that they have confiscated a shipment of 17,000 counterfeit fez hats that were addressed to be shipped overseas. The actual location was in Fez, Morocco and after checking the address o...
Read full storyNASCAR's Danica Patrick Allegedly Looking For A New Boyfriend
HOUSTON - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was recently spotted dining alone at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse located in downtown Houston. Afterwards she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her if she was still...
Read full storySarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin alias The Loose Moose was recently spotted at a local Tall Timbers Supermarket in her hometown of Wasilla. Several store customers said that they could not believe how horrible Mrs. Palin looked. One individual who...
Read full storyGeorge Orwell Returns from the Dead to Sell More Books
Commuters at Grand Central Station received the shock of a lifetime last night: George Orwell selling and signing copies of his books, right near the big clock in the terminal. "Ya gotta strike while the iron is hot," Orwell told the crowd, e...
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