Sarah Palin Denies That She's Had Collagen Lip Implants

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 June 2013

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Sarah Palin says she hates being a persona non grata.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin alias The Loose Moose was recently spotted at a local Tall Timbers Supermarket in her hometown of Wasilla.

Several store customers said that they could not believe how horrible Mrs. Palin looked.

One individual who said her name was Ida Beth Squishums, 79, remarked that Old Snowballs looked like she'd been repeatedly hit on the mouth with a frozen salmon.

A Tall Timbers employee identified as Tony "Baloney" Sofameister, 19, quipped that Sarah's lips looked like they had each been stung by a friggin swarm of yellow jacket bees.

A close friend of the former governor of Alaska who quit in the middle of her term like a low-life, uncaring quitter said that Palin has in fact had collagen implants inserted in her upper and lower lips at a cost of $605 per lip.

The friend who would only give her initials (P.Q.) said that Sarah is 59 and she wants to look younger just in case her husband Todd finally leaves her for his sensuously attractive fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka.

SIDENOTE. Comedian Zydeco Dupree was shown a photograph of the big lipped Alaskan wilderness woman and he said "Goodness gracious wuff! with da hair above dat Palin woman's upper lip she now be lookin' like a damn catfish fo sho uhhhh huh."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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