
Kell computers have major security vunerability, can be hacked to catch fire
Kell computers are everywhere. Kell states that over 70% of US public schools and 60% of businesses with computers own Kell computers. They are also popular amongst many homeowners as well. However, many Kell owners are at risk of becoming homeless,...
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Cinderella LeBron James: a Parable
Cinderella LeBron has found the clock is about to strike midnight and she hasn't had a good Finals game yet. The fairy godmother may have changed the little mice into Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade, but they still show some of their worst rodent quali...
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Obama Declares Himself Infallible and Omniscient
Remaining calm and collected through all the controversy attending the so-called scandals that have plagued Mr. Obama in his second term, many observers have remarked on how little the Administration and the various cabinet officers involved have bee...
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Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits
The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader. After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...
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The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow
FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats. The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow...
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Miley Cyrus Appears on The View and Makes An Interesting Bet With Whoopi Goldberg
LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus appeared on The View and made it perfectly clear to Whoopi Goldberg that this time she and Liam (Hemsworth) are positively, absolutely, for sure finished. Cyrus smiled and used Taylor Swift's words as she promised Goldber...
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Chad Ochocinco Heading To The Slammer For Butt Slapping
BROWARD COUNTY, Florida - Well it appears that Chad Johnson AKA Chad Ochocinco, keeps taking two steps forward and three steps back. The former NFL wide receiver who played for the Cincinnati Bengals and the Miami Dolphins seems to be a magnet for...
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Honey Boo Boo Tells Larry King She Can't Stand Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or Chelsea Handler
NEW YORK CITY - The star of the hit reality series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Alana Thompson was in the Big Apple making an appearance on The Viagra View talk show starring Larry King and Regis Philbin. King asked Honey Boo Boo how she was enjoying...
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The NSA Is Totally Real You Guys
DES MOINES- A man has emerged to expose the notorious NSA which is a government agency made to spy on YOU. That's right they're spying on you right now. Somewhere in Utah, a man just made note that you are reading an article on a website titled...
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