The New England Patriots Sign Tim Tebow

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 June 2013

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Tim Tebow is such a devoted player that he is willing to pass the ball, catch it, or even punt it.

FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - Coach Bill Belichick has said that he really feels that Tim Tebow can help the Pats.

The New England coach spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and said that he still is not sure how he will use Tebow but he knows that the dedicated player will do well wherever he is placed.

"It's possible I could put him in with Tom Brady with Tebow as a running back" the fiery coach remarked.

He then said that he could even be the holder on field goal attempts or even put him in the game as a wide receiver.

Tebow was asked how he feels about getting to play for the Patriots. He remarked that he is thrilled that the New England organization has confidence in him.

Tim smiled and said that he is a team player and if Coach Belichick asks him to go up in the stands and sell hot dogs at halftime he'll do it with a smile on his face.

SIDENOTE: The New England Patriots organization has already scored a touchdown just by showing the sports world that there is still a place for real good athletes who also just happen to be real good human beings.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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