Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and told the host that he is presently looking for a movie script. The disheveled haired Brand revealed that he is itching to get back on the silver screen and star in a roma...
Read full storyLance Armstrong and Roger Clemens Going Into Business Together
CHICAGO - It appears that two of the sports world's fallen figures have announced plans for a new business venture. Lance Armstrong, the lying road racing cyclist champion and Roger Clemens, the lying baseball pitcher recently met at The Crocked C...
Read full story"Judge Judy - The Musical" To Hit Broadway
According to insiders, the stage play Judge Judy--the Musical might become one of Broadway's all-time biggest hits. The show is scheduled to open in early July with actress Doris Roberts from Everybody Loves Raymond in the starring role. Few de...
Read full storyGhost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!
The ghost of Margaret Thatcher has again been reported seen at 10, Downing Street, this time by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. A terrified Mr Clegg, who managed to escape into the street through a ground floor office window after being confronted...
Read full storyUS Pasta A Hit In Iran
Pasta made in the United States is going down very well in Iran according to news media outlets, with Iranian supermarkets and grocery stores signing an 8 year deal to ensure that US made pasta stays in the country for the foreseeable future. Acco...
Read full storyNursery staff must brush up on their mats
Every nursery worker must have good housekeeping skills, with special attention given to carpets and mats. They should also be better at brushing away excessive bureaucracy. In return, nurseries will be allowed to nearly double the number of toddl...
Read full storyThe Right to Bear Arms: What's It All About?
I keep hearing all these mean people yelling about this right to bear arms and I just don't understand why they all have their undershorts in a knot over it. Like someone's going to take their arms away from them! What, are they going to pull them out of their sockets? I don't think so! I just don't know what to think of all that flag waving and chest thumping. If you want to do some good, I wo...
Read full storyOne Good Return and the Spoils of Ray Allen
It's not exactly the return of the Invisible Man. We see him coming. Ray Allen comes back to his haunt of success, the Boston TD Garden and his once-beloved Celtics. Now they are merely a nemesis in green pantaloons. Of course, returns are not...
Read full storyPrayer Healing
We may safely assume that animals, excluding man, have no faculty of imagining; therefore, the primordial man's family, inside the dreadful caves, during the perilous long nights, had no alternative but to listen to the stories told by the old man as today's bedtime stories. Perhaps, he pointed out to the moon while inventing his stories. Naturally, through imagination, he formed new images and...
Read full storyIdaho Bars The Term Couch Potato
BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has finally enacted legislation that will ban the national term Couch Potato from being spoken anywhere in the state. Senator Panola Lulu Saddlebread, 43, of Blackfoot, told a gathering of the Idaho news media tha...
Read full storyKristen Stewart's Monumental Meltdown
VENICE BEACH - The female star of the Twilight Saga movie series, Kristen Stewart was recently spotted down on Venice Beach walking barefoot and mumbling to herself. K-Stew, as Vice-President Joe Biden nicknamed her, has of late been acting extrem...
Read full storyFOX Gives Sarah Palin The Boot
NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door. According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact th...
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