NEW YORK CITY - Sarah Palin has just joined the ranks of the unemployed as her employer FOX News has shown her the exit door.
According to Savannah Bamboo with Political Salad Bar Magazine, "Reindeer Breath" Palin, 50, was fired due to the fact that the new Republican party is starting to weed out the bad apples and she is certainly one of the baddest.
As Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana recently stated on The View, the party of Abraham Lincoln has got to stop being the dumb, arrogant, stupid party.
Jindal, who is of Indian descent, stated that GOPers like "Snowflake" Palin, Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan, Rick "Slick Ricky" Santorum, and Michelle "Hair Spray" Bachmann are nothing but political dead weight.
He noted that the Republican party, if it ever wants to stop being the nation's laughing stock party, has got to start tossing some of these proven losers overboard before they totally sink the USS Elephant, which has hit not one, not two, but three big, gigantic, icebergs.
Palin is reportedly extremely upset as she will be losing her $1 million per year cush FOX salary.
The woman who has become the poster girl for hate-mongers was recently referred to by Britney Spears as The Edith Bunker of Politics.
And Lindsay Lohan's mother Dana Lohan said that "Snow Plow" Palin is kind of like Ann Coulter except that Palin isn't blonde, she's not as educated as "Trigger" Coulter, and unlike Coulter she ambushes moose, caribou, and reindeer from state owned helicopters.
SIDENOTE: Bristol Palin wrote in her Facebook account that her mother is really upset due to the fact that just since the first of the year out of her 7,639 Facebook friends, a total of 7,116 have already "Unfriended" her.
