Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar

Funny story: Whiff of 'Drill, Baby, Drill' in House of Lords departure lounge bar

London - Jolly oligarchs everywhere are betting on a boom in UK shale gas extraction amid an unprecedented mass exodus of members of the House of Lords for 'up yours, Clegg and Cameron' jobs in the 'City'. Prime Minister David Cameron initially ex...

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The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

Funny story: The U.S. Government To Outlaw Liposuction

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that has long been overdue, the government of the United States has moved to outlaw the weight loss program of liposuction. A spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Weight, Darth S. Clutterbuck, stated to the news med...

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United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool

Funny story: United's Vidic celebrates no dismissal v rivals Liverpool

Nemanja Vidic, who has been previously sent off three times against Manchester United's arch rivals Liverpool, today celebrated NOT being shown a red card as United edged their way to a 2-1 victory over the Anfield outfit. Serbian international V...

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Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

Funny story: Man City fan snubs £62 Arsenal ticket to feed family for a week

A disgruntled Manchester City fan today proudly announced his family will 'eat like royalty for a week' after he decided not to pay the outrageous price of £62 to watch 90 minutes of football at the Emirates Stadium in 'that there London'. Manches...

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Popular Children's Entertainer Uncle Jake McRaffles not a Peado after all

Funny story: Popular Children's Entertainer Uncle Jake McRaffles not a Peado after all

With Operation Yewtree cutting a swathe through the childhood nostalgia of 30 and 40 somethings up and down the land, it may surprise many to learn that creepy 1980s children's entertainer Uncle Jake McRaffles was not a nonce, as many had suspected,...

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White House Unveils That the US Has Manufactured a Working Fart Star in Space

Funny story: White House Unveils That the US Has Manufactured a Working Fart Star in Space

Under enormous pressure from billions of Americans who have been petitioning the White House to build Star Wars type Death Star to defend the world against reality TV, US President, Barack Obama finally caved in to the pressure by admitting that the...

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NFL Presents Upset Weekend: the Biblical Plague on Your House

The NFL has labeled their weekend games of the playoffs incorrectly. The first two games proved to be Upset Weekend, or perhaps more aptly for the vast majority of those in a state of shock: Dyspepsia Weekend. Those countless fans of Peyton Man...

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Steven Tyler Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits at American Idol

Funny story: Steven Tyler Reveals Some Behind-The-Scenes Tidbits at American Idol

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Steven "Lips" Tyler flew down to Cabo to stay for a few days at The Puffy Taco Resort & Casino, which is co-owned by him and American Idol's Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest. He was interviewed by Paco Del Toro, a reporter for...

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LeAnn Rimes: A Woman Tormented By The Past

Funny story: LeAnn Rimes: A Woman Tormented By The Past

BURBANK - LeAnn Rimes and her husband Eddie "The Weasel" Cibrian were in Burbank visiting Cibrian's old high school badminton coach. Eddie, 39, said that he learned a lot about life, attitudes, finances, and cheating from good old Coach Colton "Th...

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Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Devastated At Rob Pattinson's Remarks

HOLLYWOOD - Christmas time was not a very happy time for the star of The Twilight Saga series, Kristen Stewart. Reports are that Stewart and her on-again, off-again boyfriend Rob Pattinson argued and fought back and forth like the LaLaLand version...

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Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Funny story: Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...

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