Manti Te'o's Girlfriend Was Real -- Real Vinyl,That is
Notre Dame star linebacker Manti Te'o revealed today that his late girlfriend really did exist but that she was, in fact, an inflatable vinyl doll. "Yes, Lennay was different from other girls. She might have been vinyl and full of stale air, bu...Read full story
Hospital managers must be countable
Due to increasing numbers of managers missing from local hospitals, senior staff will now be required to wear high visibility jackets with unique identification numbers. The Health Secretary has declared that 'proper counting' needs to be restored...Read full story
Tesco burger found in horse!
Super market giant Tesco today admitted that one of their prime value beef burgers had been found inside a horse. The horse named Billy after William Shakespeare, was today undergoing intensive surgery to remove the burger which had lodged in its sto...Read full story
Study: Fecal transplants cure serious infection and make everyone want to hurl
HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that maintains that injecting the feces of a healthy person into another person suffering from a rare intestinal ailment may actually help the person kick the bug. Clostridium diffici...Read full story
African Scoop - Daily Mail launches Blackmali
The famous right right right wing newspaper the Daily Mali has beaten all other media outlets in the great Scramble for Africa! Their West African hack recently released by Ripup Murdoch, Rebeccah Book, has pulled off the scoop of the century with...Read full story
Rondo Sings Over the Rainbow After All-Star Election
Be he ever so humble, there is no PG like Rajon Rondo. The Celtics star is overwhelmed by smugness after being chosen by fan vote for the All-Star team. In a smarmy self-effacing interview with the media suckups, Rondo expressed how loved he felt...Read full story
Piers Morgan Interviews Manti Te'o
The host of Piers Morgan Tonight interviewed the most widely-talked about college football player in America - Norte Dame's Manti Te'o. PIERS: Well, well, well Mr. Te'o, where the heck do we start old chap? TE'O: How about at the beginning Mr. Morgan. PIERS: Very well then. I know that you're of Samoan descent and that you were born in Laie, Hawaii, is that correct? TE'O: Yes. PIERS...Read full story
Hangover's Ken Jeong To Star In "Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes"
HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that famed Italian director Bellanino Terrabini has just agreed to direct the new Tri-Moon Productions film Manti Te'o - The Mama of All Hoaxes. The movie deals with Manti Malietau Louis Elmer Te'o, a Samoan-...Read full story
Russell Brand and Danica Patrick Spotted In Her Race Car At The La Brea Tar Pits
LA BREA, California - Rumors recently had the soon-to-be-divorced Danica Patrick involved with Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough. Danica denied the rumors saying that Derek was just helping her get over her depressed state by teaching her...Read full story
Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - An unnamed member of the Los Angeles Lakers organization said that Kobe Bryant is so tired of losing that he is seriously thinking about issuing fines to his fellow teammates if he feels that they did not give it 110 percent...Read full story
A Jewish Guy, A Muslim Guy And God Walk Into A Bar...
A Jewish guy, a Muslim guy and God walk into a bar..........wait a moment......nuts.... I can't remember how that one goes.... I'll have to tell you another one instead: God is busy at his desk in heaven looking over paperwork when St, Peter comes up to Him. "Hello, St. Peter. What's happening?" "Good day, Lord. There is a Jewish man and a Muslim man at the gate who wish to go over so...Read full story