President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 31 August 2013

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President Obama feels that his gun control proposal is one that both sides can accept.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has vowed to meet the anti-gun control groups somewhere in the middle of the very heated gun control debate.

The president has said that he has consulted half a dozen of his most trusted advisers and he believes that they have finally come up with a proposal that has found the middle ground.

President Obama has stated that the first part of his plan will allow for every citizen of the United States to possess as many guns as he or she wants.

The second part of the proposal states that bullets will be limited to three per gun.

SIDENOTE: The president hopes to have this bill signed by Halloween (October 31, 2013).

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