The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC
On Friday, the Republican National Commissars officially approved a resolution to ban 2016 Presidential Debate moderators employed by any media outlet that has been documented for the vigorous pursuit of truth, asking pertinent and relevant questions...
Read full storyUS spy industry disguises intelligence with stupidity
Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...
Read full storyVoodoo curse holds up transfers on Premier League big potatoes
Former Norwich, Wimbledon and England forward John Fashanu today sensationally claimed he had met a witch-doctor who has cursed the Premier League and is blocking the transfers of four big named players. Fashanu, who is currently working in a butc...
Read full storyDavid Moyes admits he forgot he was Man United boss
Football fans around the world were aghast this morning on the eve of opening weekend of the Premier League (EPL) as David Moyes admitted to a reporter that he had forgotten he was the new at Old Trafford and thought he was still in charge at Everto...
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The webcite with the funiest spufe hed lines is luking for cualified prufe reeders to hep iliminate typoes and grammer erors. The Spufe spoksman, Reed Enwright, anounced tooday that thay are seaking expeerienced prufe reeders too impruve the cuali...
Read full storyThe Talk On The Late Night Talk Shows
Here is a synopsis of last night's talk shows - THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO: Jay opened his monologue with 73 Anthony Weiner jokes, 49 Edward Snowden jokes, and 3 Los Angeles Lakers jokes. Jay later welcomed Congresswoman Michele Bachmann from Minnesota who hardly anyone in the audience recognized. She started talking about being staunchly anti-gay and everyone suddenly remembered who she...
Read full storySuicide bombers breastfeeding their babies liquid semtex
Virginia - The CIA has backed British reports claiming explosive breasts implants are threatening global security after pictures of foreign women's flame-thrower nipple-guards and related maternity bra stuff were posted on the YouBoob! network. Ag...
Read full storyThe Camp Review
Back and to the Left news today will bring you one of our world famous fifty second reviews, nothing is safe from our team of reviewers critical eye. From operatic master pieces to sculptures made primarily of llama excrement. Today's subject is "Uncle Happy's And Aunty Laugh's A lot's Good Time Summer Fun Camp". A fun place to take the family for a summer holiday? Or a nightmarish hellhole with...
Read full storyThe Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Are Told By Owner Jerry Jones That They Better Watch Their Figures
DALLAS - The man who owns the Dallas Cowboys has informed the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders that he will not put up with any muffin tops, untoned thighs, or non-nubile breasts. Jones met with all of the cheerleaders in the conference room of an Ench...
Read full storyJessica Simpson Is Talking Divorce
LOS ANGELES - The latest starlet to mention the dreaded "D" word is Jessica Simpson, who was a big hit as Daisy Duke in the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard. Simpson, who recently had her second child from fiancé Eric Johnson, spoke to Fajita San G...
Read full storyA 16-Year-Old Shreveport, Louisiana High School Pitcher's Fastball Is Clocked at 109 MPH!
SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - A student at Stonewall Jackson High School in Shreveport is getting some nationwide notoriety. Corey Buttonbox, a 16-year-old sophomore who plays for the Stonewall Jackson Gators, has had his fastball repeatedly clocked at...
Read full storyDanica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500
NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...
Read full storyThe New York Yankees Are Told To Trade A-Rod
NEW YORK CITY - Now that it appears that Alex Rodriguez has hired an attorney and plans on suing Major League Baseball, the New York Yankees have been advised that they may want to trade the third baseman and do it pretty soon. An unnamed source w...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Addresses The Rumor About Her Boy Toy
NEW ORLEANS - Jennifer Lopez performed three encores at The Voodoo Arena in the Louisiana city known as The Big Easy. Afterwards the 44-year-old music diva spoke backstage with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight. He asked her if she missed...
Read full storyDaniel Day Lewis Set to Star in Daniel Day Lewis Biopic
LOS ANGELES, CA-Director Steven Spielberg announced Wednesday that English actor Daniel Day-Lewis will star in his upcoming biopic "Daniel." The film, set for an early 2016 release, will explore Day-Lewis' life, spanning from his childhood in 19...
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