Statistically speaking, someone in the world thinks "White Chicks" is the greatest film ever made - an opinion piece
Statistics is a funny science. The process of collecting and interpreting data can often lead to some unpleasant, odd, or belief-defying answers. It doesn't always yield perfect results, but like any scientific endeavor, we can be sure more often than not that our work, if done correctly, leads us to the truth. But of all the claims we can make using statistics, perhaps the most outrageous is the...
Read full storyButter Cow Vandal Caught Red Handed
Des Moines, Iowa- A member of "Iowans for Animal Liberation", the animal activist group that recently vandalized the butter cow sculpture at the Iowa State Fair, has been caught. William Baston is in police custody and is singing like a canary, or m...
Read full storyVatican buys Boy Scouts of America! Walmart buys NBC, CBS, & ABC News!
Citizens of the US were shocked and dismayed this morning when news of the sale of the country's three major TV networks were reported sold to a corporate giant. As rumours flew in the media industry of TV anchor replacements and format changes, m...
Read full story'Whitey' Bulger a cult hero in Ecuador as court convicts on racketeering charges
Boston - The Ecuadorean epicenter of corruption and racketeering has commissioned a 50ft bronze statue of James 'Whitey' Bulger who was found guilty of 32 counts of mobster stuff by a Boston jury today. Captured after 18 years on the run in Santa...
Read full storyPresident Obama's antics wow rodeo crowd
SEDALIA, MO --- Determined to set race relations as far back as possible, President Barack Obama appeared at a rodeo in Sedalia, Missouri, disguised as a clown. He said he appeared in "disguise" to protest critics' portrayal of him as an incompete...
Read full storyUSDA To Implement IQ Test For Food Stamp Participants
WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Department of Agriculture announced today that it will begin testing participants in the Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) program, commonly known as "Food Stamps". USDA Spokesperson, Juwanna Jahb, said that "Aft...
Read full storyApple to Launch iBone
CUPERTINO, CA - Apple will reveal its next really big thing, the iBone on September 13. Apple CEO Timothy D. Cook said "We are looking forward to giving MyRobot's newly released Splooj® stiff competition." He added "Apple's new iBone will sat...
Read full storyPresident pledges new limits on press
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama called Friday for greater control and more oversight of America's extensive press, including newspapers, websites and Costco flyers, acknowledging that recent disclosures have eroded public trust, while defending the...
Read full storyTwitter silences Jaiden Micheal!
Jaiden Micheal, Reality Zzzzzz Lister of now defunct E4 show Desperate Scousewives and allegedly Britain's most brutal blogger has really shot himself in the mouth this time as he was awarded a lifetime ban from social networking site Twitter directl...
Read full storyRihanna Debuts Her New 'Mouthy' Toy
DETROIT - Rihanna told the audience at The Carburetor Coliseum that she had a surprise for them. And then she opened her mouth wide open and flashed her teeth. And right away the venue filled with a chorus of widespread oohs and aahs as they could...
Read full storyTom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach
REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes. The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at i...
Read full storyMadonna's Devastating Rejection
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna, who at one time was one of the top singers in the music business, is beginning to hear the footsteps of reality creeping up on her. Music Moments Magazine noted that the woman who was born Madonna Louise Ciccone at one tim...
Read full storyKate Gosselin's Shocking Secret
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin's nanny has stated that lately Kate has really been down about the fact that in the span of a few short years she has seen one reality show get cancelled (Jon and Kate Plus 8), her marriage to Jon Gosselin dissol...
Read full storyKelly Clarkson Explains Why She Turned Down Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is currently looking for celebrities to appear on the next edition of the hit dance show. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld spoke with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and asked if the rumor that Kelly Clarkson would be a...
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian Says Kanye West Has Insulted The Kardashian Family
LOS ANGELES - One thing that can be said about the Kardashian (Klan) is that they are not the least bit shy about speaking up about anything and everything. Khloe recently appeared on The Viagra View and she told co-hosts Larry King and Regis Phil...
Read full storyChelsea Handler Comments That She Is Tougher Than Justin Bieber
NEW YORK CITY - Chelsea Handler flew to the Big Apple to visit an old high school friend who lives in Manhattan. As the two walked in Central Park, Chelsea was approached by a reporter with Celebrity Globe Magazine. The reporter Pia Confetti as...
Read full storyVatican: New Communion Wafers To Contain 3 More Grams Of Whole Grain
VATICAN CITY-Catholics around the world will enjoy more whole grain in their communion wafers come this fall. Today the Vatican announced that they've re-formulated their recipe for their Eucharistic hosts to include a whopping 3 more grams of whole...
Read full storyA New Political Party Called the: PNP
In 40 years as a freelance journalist, I've never been asked to cover a story quite like this one. But money is money and this certainly was a story, so I graciously accepted the assignment and off to California I went. It seems America has reached a new milestone, there are almost 750,000 registered sex offenders in this country. Mind you, these are only the ones which have been caught and g...
Read full storyAndrea Mitchell: The Unauthorized Biography
MSNBC's version of Fox News' typical blonde bombshell reporters, Andrea Mitchell pretends to be the network's chief foreign affairs correspondent, reporting upon the sexual infidelities of foreign heads of state. She also hosts Andrea Mitchell Reports, on which she repeats gossip concerning the adulterous pursuits of U. S. politicians, unless they are members of the Democratic Party. To show th...
Read full storyThe Expendables 3 To Be Released Straight To Betamax
HOLLYWOOD,CA-Insider sources at Lionsgate Entertainment say that the upcoming action sequel The Expendables 3 will forgo a traditional theatrical release in favor of home distribution via the Betamax format. "We felt it was the only way to reach our...
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