Tom Cruise and Heidi Montag's Romantic Rendezvous In Redondo Beach

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 12 August 2013

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Tom says that Katie is still the first person listed on his cell phone contacts list.

REDONDO BEACH - Tom Cruise recently stated that at times he really misses his ex-wife Katie Holmes.

The Mission Impossible star told Bedroom Pillow Talk that if there was any chance at all of him getting back together with Katie he would jump at it quicker than Kirstie Alley can say "Mmmmmm."

Tom has recently been linked with Kristen Stewart, Julianne Hough, Britney Spears and even noted Tinsel Town porn star Pretzel Garibaldi.

Back in March, the 51-year-old actor was even linked to John Travolta but he says that he and Johnny are just real good friends who enjoy talking about Obamacare, Cambodian cuisine, badminton, and silk.

BPT's Carolina Chipotle asked Tom about the alleged report that he was seen in a romantic embrace with Heidi Montag at an undisclosed location in Redondo Beach.

Tom shook his head and replied that he does not ever recall having met Ms. Montag much less participated in any kind of intimate relations with her.

He did say that he saw her about two years ago at a Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in El Segundo but he did not talk to her.

Cruise then informed Carolina that he could never be with Heidi simply because he is allergic to plastic.

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