BBC to televise women's live mudwrestling: Mary Beard v Samantha Brick
Today, the BBC are planning to show live women's mudwrestling from Glastonbury in a bid to boost ratings after axing "Total Wipeout". In what is essentially cheap television, the pilot show will feature "I feel pretty" Samantha Brick and "Meet th...
Read full storyBelieving in the Tooth Fairy leads to memory problems
The tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. Researchers have been trying to track down the Tooth Fairy in a national study of infants. Cognitive scientists At Toddlers University asked lots of 5-year-olds about their most recent tooth lo...
Read full storyScrap metal thieves in U.K. Rich List
Two notorious scrap metal thieves have finally made it into this year's U.K. Rich List. With a combined wealth of nearly £13 billion, Fred Copper and Albert Steel are already half-way up the Top 100 List, and aim to reach the top next year. "We...
Read full storyThe NFL Suspends Four New Orleans Saints Players For Their Atrociously Pathetic Part In "BountyGate"
NEW YORK CITY - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has finally issued his decision on the four New Orleans Saints players who were involved in the notoriously pitiful "Pay-To-Injure" scheme known as BountyGate. Commissioner Goodell stated that he is n...
Read full storyIsrael Aligns Itself with Occupy Wall Street Movement in "Occupy West Bank" Campaign
Since 1967, Israel has maintained a presence on the West Bank, the Palestinian territory situated west of the Jordan River and the Dead Sea. Although the United Nations Security Council has, since 1979, referred to the West Bank as "Palestinian terri...
Read full story"Chico de Mayo was a friend of mine," says Romney!
Mitt Romney in an effort to ingratiate himself to the Latino community sent out a video late yesterday to honor Cinco de Mayo day. Members of the press and the Latino community were not surprised at the content. Evidently, Romney in a burst of en...
Read full storyRooney throws left hook at Phil Jones; United's only shot on target Monday evening!
Exclusive news has just seeped out of the very hot and steamy Man United dressing room after Monday's toothless performance against mayor rivals Man City. There was a definite "punch up" between trained boxer and United super-Scouse, Wayne Rooney,...
Read full storyFernando Torres hot spell 'due to climate change' says expert
After circus act Fernando Torres caught fire performing a hat-trick in Chelsea's 6-1 win over QPR in West London on Sunday, experts claim his hot spell is down to climate change. Walter Waffleson from the Institute of Hot Air Studies, explained th...
Read full storyChristina Aguilera To Appear In A New Cooking Show Called "Makin' Muffins"
LOS ANGELES - Christina Aguilera, one of the stars of The Voice, has just been signed to star in her very own television show. A spokesperson for The Nourishment Network Griffin "Calories" Calaretti confirmed that Ms. Aguilera will he hosting the...
Read full storyIt's In The Bag!
Londoners living near the Olympic Stadium have received an MI6 leaflet along with half price Pizza offers giving them a chance to own a red 'all purpose' bag, described as 'suitable for any bath'. This comes after the 'chance of a lifetime' gift o...
Read full storyThree Dog Night at Fenway Park
"Of the three dogs, one was the game itself." - We are used to seeing fans bundled up against the raw wind and cold temperatures of spring in frigid Boston. Fenway Park in the evening with sea breeze is no friend of fans who have for 100 years bra...
Read full storyHugo Chávez, Secret Service agent's love child?
CARACAS --- Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez plans to sue the United States government and the Secret Service, a division of the Department of Homeland Security. Sources close to Chávez say details are still being finalized but will include, "abandon...
Read full storyNATO empaths penetrate Downing Street firewall
London - Highly trained psychic worriers have broken through security barriers shielding the Prime Monster according to reports. Late last night a crack NATO special combat squad penetrated microwave barriers protecting David Cameron and his Mrs...
Read full storyNASA Rover on Way to Mars; Martians See Big Payday
The name of the Rover is Curiosity. It should arrive on Mars in about three months, and it's designed to do scientific research and take photos. "In their dreams," said a Martian yesterday, scratching his pointy little head as he t...
Read full storyThe Dancing With The Stars Judges Eliminate Jaleel "Urkel" White
HOLLYWOOD - Jaleel White and his partner Kym Johnson and Roshon "The Disney Dude" Fegan and his partner Chelsie Hightower found themselves in Dancing With The Stars 'Bottom 2.' Both couples met in the middle of the dance floor and performed a "Dan...
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