The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

Funny story: The List of 10 Reasons Why Congressman Ron Paul Says America Should Elect Him To Be The Next President

Congressman Ron Paul of Texas was recently asked how he felt running in the GOP presidential race for the highest office in the land. The spry 76-year-old smiled and remarked that he felt as happy as a woodpecker in a Popsicle stick factory. The veteran politician from Texas is no stranger to the harsh world of political mudslinging. Earlier this year when Michele Bachmann stated that he...

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Brad Pitt defends Norma Giannini

Funny story: Brad Pitt defends Norma Giannini

Brad Pitt has come to the defense of a Catholic nun named Norma Giannini with the consent of his girlfriend Angelina Jolie. Norma Giannini is the nun who is accused of engaging in 200 sex acts while working as the head of a convent. While Pitt...

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The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part II

Funny story: The Exploding Butler of Hump Hall, Part II

Inspector Corner, Detective Pong, Sergeant Hump and Constable Hall had all journeyed from Scotland Yard in the special Ford Anglia overhead camshaft pursuit vehicle, in response to a call from Sussex Constabulary about an exploding butler. The Ford Anglia had a synchromesh gearbox and vacuum-powered windscreen wipers and it was a remarkable vehicle. It inspired many remarks, especially when peo...

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Swedish firms in bidding war for Loreen's Euphoria

Funny story: Swedish firms in bidding war for Loreen's Euphoria

Eurovision winner, Loreen, is at the centre of a bidding war for the use of his Eurovision winning, chart-topping song Euphoria. Loreen won the competition for Sweden, and now Ikea and Volvo are both after using the song in their latest advertising c...

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Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Funny story: Teddy Sheringham: "Ramsay made a meal of it!"

Teddy Sheringham has been explaining what was behind his 'tasty' foul on Gordon Ramsay during the recent Soccer Aid match that put the chef in hospital. It seems to have been the final course in a culinary food feud that goes back years. "I'm n...

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Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Funny story: Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...

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Eurovision Riot Shame

Funny story: Eurovision Riot Shame

Rioting fans have once again wreaked havoc in Europe after the weekends Eurovision song contest won by Sweden. In London, angry and rampaging fans, immediately after the result was announced, hurled bottles at police and overturned cars in Trafalg...

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I'll Have Another Milkshake says Gina Rinehart

Funny story: I'll Have Another Milkshake says Gina Rinehart

Aussie Gina Rinehart the world's richest woman with $30 Billion just bought McDonald's Australia for her own personal use. Gina Rinehart will not be riding I'll Have Another in his bid for the Triple Crown in the Belmont Stakes two weeks from now. Th...

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Pie-in-the-BSkyB, Chapter 2, as Blair stages Leveson Inquiry heckler

Funny story: Pie-in-the-BSkyB, Chapter 2, as Blair stages Leveson Inquiry heckler

London - The Grand Master of empathy management played a blinder today with a personal take on Rupert Murdoch's custard pie-in-the-BSkyB moment at the House of Commons last year. Speaking in hoarse Don Corleone-esque tones the ex-Prime Monster was...

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Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Funny story: Monopoly updated to reflect the current economic uncertainty

Monopoly, the world's most popular bored game, has had several incarnations, mainly by using different cities or the Simpsons. Now, MasterBate games have announced that the game will be getting its first major revision since the addition of the Scott...

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Who's on First? Red Sox "Don't Know"

Bobby Valentine has begun to play the old vaudeville routine of Abbot and Costello's baseball conundrum 'Who's on first?' In this version Bobby plays all the roles and makes all the jokes. Lately he has been telling the media who's in right and...

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Boris Johnson conducts Philharmonic Orchestra

Funny story: Boris Johnson conducts Philharmonic Orchestra

Because he is London Mayor, Boris Johnson was invited to conduct the London Philharmonic Orchestra this week. Ordinarily, he wouldn't be allowed to wield a sharp stick, however, his vaulted position meant that he was allowed to fulfil his childhood d...

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Devastating Breaking News: Britain Becomes A Republic!

Funny story: Devastating Breaking News: Britain Becomes A Republic!

This is the shattering news just released from Buckingham Palace. The Queen, laying aside her Crown, announced to a startled media - on the brink of a Diamond Jubilee Bonanza - that she had decided that 'we are all in this together' and that the here...

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Greece to leave Eurozone

It is looking increasingly likely that Greece, sooner or later, will leave the eurozone. One of their leaders, Democratios Roussos, warned of the dangers if they didn't, citing low points in the popular Eurovision song Contest. Drastic measures h...

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Greyhound Bus Cannibal to get Hospital Furloughs after Agreeing to eat only Vegans

Funny story: Greyhound Bus Cannibal to get Hospital Furloughs after Agreeing to eat only Vegans

They Grey Hound bus guy who stabbed another guy to death and ate part of him while requesting take home boxes for the parts that he did not eat, has now been granted furloughs from Canada's Asylum for Future US Members of Congress which is more commo...

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Lady Gaga is attacked in Indonesia

Funny story: Lady Gaga is attacked in Indonesia

Lady Gaga, an Italian, canceled her concert in Indonesia to avert a coordinated Mumbai style terrorist attack, nonetheless things didn't go as planned. She got attacked by a diseased monkey owned by an old, Islamic beggar on the streets of Jakart...

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Study finds that Congress is Getting Dumber: You don't Even want to know about the People who Keep Voting them into Office

Funny story: Study finds that Congress is Getting Dumber: You don't Even want to know about the People who Keep Voting them into Office

A recent study has found that unbeknownst to the rest of us the US Congress is actually getting dumber. Who knew? The study was conducted by the Society of Dysfunctional Ping Pong Players, who studied the last 20 years of Congressional Represen...

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Olympic Terrorist Plot Quashed in London

London UK: The London Summer Olympics opened on schedule July 27, 2012 with the lighting of the Olympic flame. What most spectators and athletes didn't know were the events that transpired the evening before. The entire Olympic Sports Complex (Oly...

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