More Pandas than thin people in Edinburgh
A shock report has announced today that research has shown that there are now more Pandas than thin people in Edinburgh. As Tian Tian the panda eats her panda cake in her enclosure at Edinburgh Zoo on Christmas Day academics have made it clear that t...
Read full storyCameron: Bomb the Kremlin to support rebels
As tens of thousands took to the streets of Moscow to protest against allegedly fraudulent elections, as opposition leaders issued scathing personal attacks on Vladimir Putin in the hope of preventing his return to the presidency next year; Davis Cam...
Read full storyThird time's a charm, RIM sued by BFFs everywhere
WATERLOO, Ontario - Research in Motion (RIM) may wish to employ more qualified research staff in the new year as the Canadian company is being sued for the third time in as many months because of copyright infringement. It is the third encounter w...
Read full storyDonald Trump Creates A New Political Party -- The Trumpets
New York -- Just days after turning in his Republican membership card and secret decoder ring, real estate developer Donald Trump has launched his own personal political party. "It's called the Trumpets, because I'm a guy who likes to toot his own...
Read full storyBritish Men Advised To Ignore 'Soiled Ladies Panties' Christmas 'Special Offers' From Overseas
Interpol issued an alert this fine Christmas morning advising male EU citizens, and particularly British internet users, to reject online offers of a free pair of soiled panties from an unnamed overseas source, in return for friendship and priority s...
Read full storyThe President responds to Palin's xmass attack
WASHINGTON DC - The President issued a terse response to the attack by Palin recently published. We have him on record: "What do you mean I give too much attention to the dog on my card. It's Chihuahuanukawanza, for all us dog loving, Jewish folk...
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