McCain Unveils New Tax Cut Plan: "Don't Pay!"
Washington, DC - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain the 3rd revealed his most innovative tax cut plan ever in a Newsweek story published today.
Read full storyAndy Murray blows Gasket as he catches Sharipova blowing Gasquet
Wimbledon 2008 looks to be a stunning quarter-final as Scottish tennis ace Andy Murray beat Frenchman, Richard Gasquet. The Scot who has a bowl of porridge every morning to ensure he gets his oats beat the garlic-breathed tennis player 3 sets to 2 wi...
Read full storyAlex Jones Triumphs as Supreme Court Rules in Favor of First Amendment
WASHINGTON D.C.- On the heels of it's recent decision in favor of an individual's right to keep and bear arms, the United States Supreme Court handed down yet another landmark ruling today in the case of Alex Jones Vs. The Ci...
Read full storyGovt. blocks cerealmaker from disease testing
WASHINGTON--The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep a packaged food manufacturer from testing all of its products for rat-borne diseases.
Read full storySticks and stones my break my bones but a name like Obama wont scare me!
Well our candidates have poked their heads out of the sand and while Mc Cain was under cover a dark cloud has appeared and now he is facing a BLACK day.
Read full storyNickels and dime by the airlines does not make CENTS to us but makes profits for them.
I have a solution for the airlines and the soaring prices of fuel . . . go SOLAR!...
Read full storyCompulsory New Law Empowers that all UK Immigrants must be able to Speak Fluent English with a Brummie Accent
Yesterday Mr Ivor Lingo the British Government Immigration Officer announced that all Immigrants either Legal or Illegal must be able to speak fluent English with a Brummie Accent within six weeks of arrival or be compulsory deported.
Read full storyHaircutgate Scandal Dooms Obama
Chicago - Barack Obama got a haircut today, touching off a frenzy of speculation among pundits about the significance of this latest scandal.
Read full storyPleasant Glade Assembly of God's First Amendment Abuses cock-a-hoop at court ruling
Fort Worth, Texas - (Superstitious Mess): A serpentological fundamentalist nutters church (sick) is over the moon at the quashing of torture and abuse damages by the Texas Supreme Court.
Read full storySecrets of the Disappeared No #666: The Blue Peter Garden
London - (Ass Mess): Frantic Hellfire Club attempts to 'list' the BBC Television Centre in West London as a Grade 1 erection are shielding the notorious IRA Provos' burial ground known as the Blue Peter Garden from being bulldozed.
Read full storyRobert Mugabe The Blackest Leader In History
Robert Mugabe, the zany African dictator, has been called the Blackest Leader in the World, by UN leaders at an emergency meeting of the African Union in Egypt today. The extraordinary meeting in Cairo was convened to discuss what to do about the…
Read full storyMan Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices
Tampa, FL -- A Midwestern man plans to drive solo across the United States to make a point about gas prices.
Read full storyTransport for London offer cure for loss of sensitive government documents
Transport for London has responded to the recent spate of mislaid confidential documents and miscellaneous computer disks by government officials with what it feels is a novel and relatively cheap solution to the problem.
Read full storyAnglican conservatives re-form Inquisition
Conservative Anglicans meeting in Jerusalem will create a global multi-faith network to combat modern trends in the Church, like birth control, independent thinking and insufficient tithing.
Read full storyZimbabwe election results - an exclusive retrospect by the newly-elected president
With the presidential election now over, and the results in within 7 minutes of the polls closing, our man on the spot, Daz "I'm standing on the spot" Persil reflects on recent events.
Read full storyLoser's 'entire life' sold for £5
A clinically depressed Australian living in America has agreed to a bid of £5 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a weekend-long drinking binge with friends.
Read full storyIdiot Decapitated by French Revolution Guillotine Ride at Georgia Six Flags
A teenager has been decapitated by the Robespierre Reign of Terror roller coaster Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. The young man exceeded the maximum height requirement for the ride, but apparently slipped in unnoticed by ticket...
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