
McCain Says: "Sell Your Junk On Ebay!"
Republican presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a simple plan for voters anxious about jobs sent to China.
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Miley Has Quit Using a Toilet
Miley Cyrus has told new reporters that she will no longer be peeing in a toilet. She has decided to only use her pants.
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Pietersen "Pot Shot" gains ICC approval
Cricket entrepreneur Kevin Pietersen has come up with another wonder stroke in his latest attempt to change the face of cricket. The pot shot is where, as Pietersen puts it, the batsmen uses his bat "as if it were a snooker cue".
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Vatican Lists Googling As A Sin
Vatican City--Pope Benedict XVI decreed today that using the online search engine Google for pleasure was sinful, and was akin to adultery. Catholics should stop the practice immediately.
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John Leslie - Trial By Spoof - Who Needs Evidence?
There is nothing more distasteful in life then to see an innocent man such as a former Blue Peter presenter being pilloried in places such as TheSpoof.com.
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Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee
Sarah Jessica Parker, star of "Sex and the city" has been formally cautioned at the Carabinieri Canine specialist Police station in Florence after a photo shoot for her new fragrance 'Rabies' ended in chaos today.
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Phishing News: Fenton Queue Exposed As Phisherman
Earlier today Spoof writer Fenton Queue became ex-Spoof writer Fenton Queue, after it was revealed that the aforementioned scribbler was, in fact, none other than Phenton Queue the Phisherman.
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Bush McCain Mission Accomplished
They're back! Like Jack kicking the giant out of the beanstalk, Saddam Hussein kicked out four giants - Exxon Mobil, Shell, Total and British Petroleum - after nationalizing Iraq's oil in 1972. Thirty-six years later, with the aid of the U.S.
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McCain Takes Diplomatic Initiative
Senator John McCain announced today that he would take a new Diplomatic Initiative should he be elected President in November.
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George Carlin's "Seven Words You can't say in Heaven" Premieres to Strong Response
Comedian George Carlin's latest routine dealing with the "seven words" you can't say in heaven opened to a good response recently. Carlin says he is happy to be working to a new audience and plans on developing new material as time...
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iPhone or iPorn?
CUPERTINO, CA - The iPhone 2.0. The new crown-jewel of Apple Inc. promises to be much improved over its wildly popular original incarnation. And while its speed, and sleek design may be causing nerds and tech-dorks to sport, its the new iP...
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Roger Federer's Own Mom: "Roger is Prime For A Butt-Kickin'"
Wimbledon - Since his devastating loss at the French Open, it seems everyone has been weighing in on Roger's chances at Wimbledon. Even though he seldom drops a set before the finals on grass, doubters seem to be plentiful.
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