Earlier today Spoof writer Fenton Queue became ex-Spoof writer Fenton Queue, after it was revealed that the aforementioned scribbler was, in fact, none other than Phenton Queue the Phisherman.
Queue, having cast his evil net and risen to 5th place in the rankings, lost his rag and threw his dummy out of his pram after a series of 'unfortunate technical problems' phoiled his Identity Theft attempts.
The 'problems' were actually pre-planned procedures put in place to thwart would-be Identity Phraudsters, known as Phishermen, who look to hack into innocent victims' bank accounts and steal their savings. In this instance, Queue took the bait, but was let off the hook.
Queue wouldn't have had much luck phishing on The Spoof, however, unless he had hacked into the bank account of Queen Mudder, a notorious 'big money saver', or Duncan Whitehead, who is the head of the global Tedium Inc. organisation.
Spoof director Mark Lowton told contributors to his site:
"Panic over. We've ditched Queue. He was a bad apple, always moaning about the technical difficulties. He was an experienced phishist who dangled his rod in this pond once too ophten."
Queue was tonight unavailable for comment. Associates said he had gone phishing.
