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Tuesday, 24 June 2008

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There is nothing more distasteful in life then to see an innocent man such as a former Blue Peter presenter being pilloried in places such as TheSpoof.com.

I would respectfully request all fellow Scribes to leave John Noakes out of this. Peter Purvis was not a pervert, so pack that in as well.

It is has become more and more apparent over the years that there is in operation a cadre of senior BBC executives who have built their careers by trying to besmirch the reputation of the nations favourite ever childrens television show Blue Peter.

Over and over again have lurid stories, such as Les Ferdinand smashed up the Blue Peter Garden, Shep the dog was illegitimate father to several broods and others similair have been leaked to carefully selected journalists.

This has got to stop and the fightback starts right here.

Leave Blue Peter alone.

John Leslie was unavailable for comment due to being banged up for questioning over another rape allegation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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