China to build Solid Gold Statue of Liberty
Hong Kong - In a stunning announcement, China has announced it will construct a 500 foot high, gold statue, modeled in the likeness of the Statue of Liberty in New York.
Read full story"Muhammed" Teddy Bear Teacher held more secrets
Gillian Gibbons, the English teacher who got in bother for naming a Teddy Bear "Muhammed" has been found to have a whole "arsenal" of similarly offensively named items in her classroom store cupboard.
Read full storyMigratory birds dispute global warming claims
While leading scientists say global warming is a real concern, there's one sector of the world's population that would disagree - migratory birds.
Read full storyLow on Cash, Mike Huckabee Runs Out of Gas in Iowa
Des Moines, Iowa -- Mike Huckabee's campaign mobile finally made it across the State line into Iowa today, but not before getting lost and running out of gas along a desolate stretch of rural highway.
Read full storyCanada's nude resort to host "counter" Olympics - all events to be co-ed.
As corporate Canada prepares to host the 2010 Olympics in Whistler, BC, a group of counter-culturists is preparing to host its own "Nude" Olympic games in the summer of 2008.
Read full storyBill Clinton To Register As A Republican
DeMoines, Iowa (UPI) In an astounding announcement from the Clinton Campaign, Bill Clinton, former Democratic President of the United States, revealed that he is registering as a Republican and will seek the Republican nomination for President of th...
Read full storyBritish Cabinet Ministers throw surprise party for "Guantanamo Three"
Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay for four-and-a-half years have had a surprise party thrown for them after arriving back in the UK. The Prime Minister, the Home Secretary...
Read full storyJamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy to be written into "Zoey 101"; set to examine the rare medical condition of teenage infertility, says Nickelodeon
Hollywood, California - With school districts giving out birth control to 11-year-olds and teen pregnancy on the rise throughout the nation, 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy with her live-in boyfriend has all the talk shows hypocritically...
Read full storyDon't Go North
Virgin Trains have issued a warning to all travelers, telling them not to head north for Christmas. They said "severe disruption" would hit services over the Christmas season due to engineering work being carried out on main routes between...
Read full storyWho is Ron Paul?
Tired, after the latest leg of his election tour of the US, hopeful future President Ron Paul was waiting in a queue to board his flight to Iowa for his Christmas Vacation. Unfortunately, there was a commotion at the booking desk wit...
Read full storyPolitics in a Bath
Following the Liberal Democrat Nick Clegg's win as the new leader of the beleaguered third party, we spoke to his old Dad, Norman, famed for his appearance in Last of the Summer Wine.
Read full storyPresident Bush to be a Space Case in Upcoming Bio
Washington, D.C. - Novelist Michael Crichton has been chosen to write the official biography of George Bush after the president steps down from office in January 2009. The author of the extremely popular Jurassic Park and co-creator of the long-runni...
Read full storyBush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"
(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on November 19, 2007. It begins, "I just pardoned the turk...
Read full storyNude Pamela Anderson to headline Vancouver's "Polar Bear Swim" on New Year's Day! Top prize "Trip to Hollywood" goes to the "Best frozen nipples"!!
Canada's real life Barbie doll - Pamela Anderson - will be the star NUDE attraction at the January 1st "Polar Bear Swim".
Read full storyGuantanamo Bay: You Either Love It Or You Hate It
Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay have been released and will arrive back in the UK later. Jamil el-Banna, Omar Deghayes and Abdenour Samuer are on board a chartered aircraft along with a doctor, Metropolitan Police officers, a...
Read full storyBritney Spears up staged and surprised by her pregnant 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn; Britney last to know, say friends
Hollywood, California - Britney was the last to know, say family members about the breaking news of the pregnancy of her little 16-year-old little sister, Jamie Lynn, today. Friends of Britney say she should have guessed as much as the paparazzi sudd...
Read full storyNigella stole TV recipes after egging on by JK Rowling
BBC TV Center - (Bad Ass Mess): Bloated TV cook and desperate wannabe celeb Nigella Lawson has been outed as a thief after stealing all the recipes in her BBC show following encouragement by serial plagiarist and childrens' story thief JK Rowling...
Read full storyMedical euthanasia fears suspected in Queen's neck injury probe
Buckingham Palace - (Bad Ass Mess): A horrid pus-colored bruise that has appeared on the Queen's neck prompting reports that Prince Philip tried to strangle her once again has been dismissed by the Palace.
Read full storyAl Sharpton Seeks Don Imus' Forgiveness
The FBI and IRS raided Al Sharpton's office this past week. The raid is the result of a secretly taped recording by FBI in 2003 between Al Sharpton and a Philadelphia fundraiser. Sharpton was recorded offering to help the fundraiser win a multi-m...
Read full storyForbes Rich list names Putin Top-ID-Theft-of-the-Year
Bloodyvostock - (Bad Ass Mess): Russian pygmy president Vladimir Sputum has been named Top International ID Fraudster of the Year by the Forbes Rich List for his spectacular heist on western democracies' assets.
Read full storyKaka, FIFA's World Player of the Year 2007, founds charity to help children stricken with unfortunate names
Milan, Italy - After being named FIFA's World Player of the Year 2007, Kaka has assured that he will remain on the lips of children everywhere by founding a non-profit children's charitable organization dedicated solely to assisting children...
Read full storyBBC announce ban on all meat related references
BBC Radio 1 controller Andy Parfitt was said to be 'smug and elated' after the BBC announced a company wide ban on all meat related references in its music, film and current affairs programmes yesterday.
Read full storyA Special Christmas Present for John Edwards
CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA - Rielle Hunter is planning to give presidential hopeful John Edwards a special gift this Christmas. Miss Hunter, a former Edwards campaign worker, said, "John and I shopped together for this gift about six m...
Read full storyAdvice for Christmas Drunks Everywhere from China!
Notorious Wilma Proops has again been pilloried in the press and yet more disgrace heaped on her eponymous Problem Page. The Agony Aunt to the stars - including Britney Spears, David Blaine, Tony Blair and the Kennedy clan - failed...
Read full storyMuppet's Scream
Scientists in Idaho have made a startling discovery. Beaker from the Muppets actually shares the same facial dimensions as the central figure in the Scream by late lamented cheery artist Edvard Munch.
Read full storyPolice Arrest Several Randy 19-Year-Olds At Manchester United Christmas 'Do'
Greater Manchester Police say they have arrested several 19-year-old football players on suspicion of various offences after the Manchester United Christmas Shindig in Castlefield got a bit 'out-...
Read full storyCapello New Lib Dem Leader
In an embarrassing disclosure by both the FA and Liberal Democrats, it has been revealed that Fabio Capello is the new Lib Dem Leader.
Read full storyHajj Gets Under Way Amidst Calls For "No Crushing"
The Hajj, the longest sponsored walk in the Islamic calendar, gets under way today amidst calls for increased safety from Muslim leaders who say that it has become "almost too dangerous to stage".
Read full storyBritney Spears says "Oops I did it again"
Over confident, state lunatic Britney Spears, while on vacation in London, dropped her load upon the road when she realized she had forgot her baby on an airline flight.
Read full storySaudi TV version of "Footballers Wives" cancelled due to "too many characters"
Saudi Arabian TV has announced that it has cancelled production of a drama series based on Britain's "Footballers' Wives". The series was due to be aired in 2008.
Read full storyRising oil prices, global warming make Santa consider Christmas this year
Santa's workshop, North Pole - Local reports have notified The Spoof that Santa Claus will be very picky with children this year.
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