Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay have been released and will arrive back in the UK later. Jamil el-Banna, Omar Deghayes and Abdenour Samuer are on board a chartered aircraft along with a doctor, Metropolitan Police officers, a crate of champagne and enough cocaine to kill an elephant.
The latest reports from onboard the plane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean said that all the passengers were naked from the waste up, and some were naked from the waste down too (basically completely naked) and Jamil el-Banna was dancing the Macarena whilst spanking long serving Met Police officer Sergeant Phillip Phillipson and joking about commandeering the plane and flying it into the Houses of Parliament. It sounds like they are having a terrific time.
One of the detainee's sisters said she was delighted he was free, and they would now be concentrating on stockpiling bomb making material over the festive period whilst "stupid, fat white people ate and drank themselves to death".
Human Rights solicitor Jeremy Postle von Postlethwaite left a romantic meal with his boyfriend Rufus Shitzenstaibber to say that his botty was very sore and that he wouldn't be having any bumming that evening, and that he too was delighted with the decision.
