Britney Spears says "Oops I did it again"

Funny story written by marvin

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

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Feces excreted through Britney Spears' anus sells on ebay for 2 million

Over confident, state lunatic Britney Spears, while on vacation in London, dropped her load upon the road when she realized she had forgot her baby on an airline flight.

Resourceful paparazzi quickly scooped up the mess to sell on ebay for a large profit.

After passing out on the floor, spectators realize Britney Spears is suffering a massive heart attack. They quickly call an ambulance.

In the hospital while sedated and recovering, she has a dream.

Britney Spears dreaming

In her uninhibited dream, Mississippi country girl Britney dies with her two Latin friends Madonna Ciccone and Christina Aguilera in a car accident and they go to heaven.

When they get there, Jesus says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the crawling babies!"

They are allowed to enter heaven, and sure enough, there are crawling babies all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a crawling baby, and although they try their best to avoid them, Madonna accidentally steps on one. Along comes Jesus with the ugliest man she ever saw. He looks like the character on the front page of 'Mad magazine'.

Jesus chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a crawling baby is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, Christina steps accidentally on a crawling baby and along comes Jesus, who does not miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man who also smells fowl. He looks like 'Tuco', the character who played the 'Ugly' in the Western movie, 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'. Jesus chains them together with the same reproach as for Madonna.

Britney has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any crawling babies, but one day Jesus comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, educated and thin. He looks like Prince Williams.

Jesus chains them together without saying a word.

Britney is overjoyed and says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

Prince Williams says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a crawling baby!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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