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Read full storySmart and Bush Rip Off the Dead
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Michigan - Clayton R. Smart, 67, of Okmulgee, Okla., and Michigan attorney Craig Bush decided that ripping off the living wasn't enough for them. In an effort to solve that pressing problem, they decided to rip off the dea...
Read full storyGod Frowns on Alaska
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Today, God frowned on the whole state of Alaska.
Read full storyGoogle Succeeds in Building Elevator to the Moon
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - Today, Google announced that they have succeeded in creating an elevator to the moon.
Read full storyOrange fake tan to be made capital offence
London - (Ass Mess): Nothing like a little bit of Spring sunshine to bring out the sub-moronic orange fake tan brigade in public!...
Read full storyVicious Dog Attacks on Small Children Riddle Solved
A small town in the middle of somewhere was astounded earlier today when yet again, a dog with "no history of aggressive behaviour" attacked a small child.
Read full storyUK Releases Stamps to Rival US Star Wars Set
The US has today announced that it will be releasing a set of 15 special edition stamps celebrating its Star Wars classic film series. Here in the UK officials pressured by the public to bring out our own set of commemorative stamps in the same vein...
Read full storyBush Opts for Impeachment
It is purported that if forced to choose, the President would prefer impeachment over resignation since he would be eligible to collect unemployment compensation.
Read full storySchwarzenegger Trades in Hummer for Unicycle
In an overture to reduce the greenhouse gases that cause global warming, California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has traded in his Hummer for a unicycle.
Read full storyTheSpoof.com's first wedding!
Contributors come and go, some pen one or two stories whilst others hang around, year after year, banging out stories at such a prolific rate, that they get noticed. Noticed by the reading masses and noticed by the other cont...
Read full storyNew TV service for Ben Nevis residents
The BBC has announced that it is launching its own free-to-view satellite service.
Read full storyDuracell fined in indecency case.
Battery manufacturers Duracell were fined £4.28 for gross indecency at Kent Magistrates Court yesterday.
Read full storySomeone Reads The Spoof to Bush
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - Last night, George Bush's intern, Ima Hottie , who can read, was visiting President Bush while Laura was away visiti...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie to adopt herself
World-wide Press Orifice, It has been reported that Angelina Jolie is so fed up of running around after other people's kids and doing Brads laundry that she feels she needs some time to herself.
Read full storyWatergate's Bernstein slams Hillary as deluded liar
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Hillary Clinton's public image is set to be shredded in a new biography by celebrated Watergate expose journo Carl Bernstein.
Read full storyCal-el Makes Bid for Presidency
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Cal-el, illegitimate half-brother of Kal-el, has announced that he will be running for president in 2008. If elected, he would be the first Kryptonian elected to U.S. Office. This was made possible by the Demo...
Read full storyWe are all going to die, any day now!
WORLD WAR 3, OR WW3 according to marketing executives, came one step closer yesterday as the two biggest countries on the planet started squaring up over some stuff that is going on near Russia.
Read full storyBack to the Stone Age as Sony uses decapitated goat promotion
Japan - (Ass Mess): The Sony Corporation has been accused of sickening opportunism and regressing back to the Stone Age to promote its PlayStation2 God Of War II by using a freshly slaughtered goat in its launch promo.
Read full storyIt's No Teddy Bears Picnic for Grown Up Knut
The German zoo where teensy little cute polar bear Knut is housed has reported falling numbers of visitors since the lovable little polar bear started to transform into a fully grown snarling beast.
Read full storyCorrupt Bastards Club corralled as Fitzie plays a blinder
Alaska - (Ass Mess): Aftershocks are still reverberating among Corrupt Bastards Club Alaskans one of whom, Bruce Weyhrauch, took a slippery tumble off his boat last week in dubious circumstances.
Read full storyPostmodern Painting Sells for 5.12m
New York - Today marked a huge step forward in the postmodern art community. During a silent auction, the well respected and widely popular postmodern painting "Anguish" sold for just over 5 million USD.
Read full storyRaiders Select Angelina Jolie With Top Pick
The Oakland Raiders shocked the football world when they selected actress/humanitarian/mother Angelina Jolie as their top pick in the NFL draft. Raider's owner, Al Davis, said he fully expects Jolie to show up for training camp in August, althou...
Read full storyEarly Model Verichip Found in President's Brain
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Today, President George W. Bush was taken to the hospital. After hearing that stuttering could be caused by a problem in the striatum, White House doctors decided that they should have the president tested. What they found wa...
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