WORLD WAR 3, OR WW3 according to marketing executives, came one step closer yesterday as the two biggest countries on the planet started squaring up over some stuff that is going on near Russia.
The Russians are peeved at America due to them wanting to put their toys that go bang, too close to where they can go bang at Russia.
America retaliated by saying that Dobby the house elf is just being stupid and over sensitive.
Cunnilingus Rice, US Secretary of State, described Russia's fears as 'ludicrous, this statement is bound to help matters because the Russians absolutely love being called names by Americans.
