London - (Ass Mess): London political salons are abuzz this weekend with talk of the hottest imminent poker bluff ever played during the Bush Administration's six year reign of terror.
The big hitters are betting that UK Prime Monster will finally quit next week following the local elections, submit his resignations honors list and name wife Cherry Bush QC as a Grand Cross Dame of the Puppet Bush Empire for her seminal role in screwing cash-for-honors thug Sir Christopher 'Bung' Evans of Merlin BioScams who fathered little five year old Leo Blair.
The couple will then leave Downing Street for the last time and the entire peerages corruption investigation will be given a guaranteed Lord Hutton-type of whitewash treatment along the lines of the enquiry into the death of WMD inspector Dr David Kelly.
Equally big hitters are laying even money that Blair and his gargoyle wife - daughter of ex-UK Prime Mobster Margaret Thatcher and former KGB double agent Robert Maxwell - will be arrested and charged with treason along with 90% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, Tory, Liberal and other deniminational MPs and two thirds of the House of Lords.
The Dame Cherie camp say that she has already spent a fortune on her investiture gown and matching jewels: "Dame Cherie Blair GPBE has a certain ring about it!"
But cops in the honors scam investigation have been seen all week laughing and joking in public, whistling on their way to work and making George Bush jokes while everybody else in the corridors of power remains tight-lipped and nervy.
Aintgottaprayer.com is still offering slightly eased odds of 11/10 on the Blair treason option and punters have been advised strongly to pile in hard before the numbers fall to even money again.
