Angelina Jolie to adopt herself

Written by matthatt

Sunday, 29 April 2007

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I will have to change my own nappies.

World-wide Press Orifice, It has been reported that Angelina Jolie is so fed up of running around after other people's kids and doing Brads laundry that she feels she needs some time to herself.

She first attempted to seek solace in the heart of the Dark Continent but was followed everywhere she went by paparazzi and Brad moaning about what time she would be home to make dinner.

When she did get home she found the house full of kids and was reported to have been surprised "I didn't realise I had adopted so many!" she told a reporter from TheSpoof.com.

"It's amazing how they mount up, you pop out, pick one up and drop it back at home on your way to get some more and before you know it, your knee deep in ankle biters, how did that happen?" continued the nonplussed pouting one.

In a bid for some "me time" she is reported to have rented a small flat in Hertfordshire, to house her latest acquisition. "Once the paperwork comes through, I will legally be allowed to look after myself and take care of my day to day needs, feeding, cleaning, burping my self to make sure I don't get windy pops" she explained. "But, if I get too much for myself to handle, I can always hire a nanny to take care of all the messy stuff"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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