Kids with a cause sues Duff
Teen Queen Hilary Duff in is quite a bit of trouble with the kids with a cause campaign which she represents the teen queen is being sued for the loss of over $25000.00 which is exactly how much her new antique gold pocket watch (which belonged to t...
Read full storyJames Bond Film Changes Title and Signs Eight to Ensemble
Unable to arrive at a consensus choice of what actor the public will best embrace as the next James Bond, Sony Pictures Entertainment has emerged from closed door meetings with co-producers Eon Productions with a contingency plan that will keep produ...
Read full storyUS to Return Statue of Liberty to France
The skyrocketing National Debt...due in part, to the prolonged War on Terrorism...is forcing the Administration to take drastic measures to cut costs. Now, as many favorite programs are coming on the chopping block, the US Dept of the Interior ha...
Read full storyGeorge Bush admits he needs more human intelligence
Washington (Spoof International News)--President Bush admitted Tuesday that his administration would be bolstered with better Human intelligence.
Read full storyPlastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster
NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.
Read full storyPresident Bush Appoints New White House Counsel
THE WHITE HOUSE-President George W. Bush stunned the nation, fellow Republicans and completely flabbergasted left-listing liberal Democrats by nominating a no-name to the Supreme Court. But that was nothing compared to who he has selected to replace...
Read full storyUS Denies Allegations of Causing Anti-French Sentiment
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States has today denied any wrongdoing of fostering negative feelings towards the French before the War on Iraq began. Many critics of America, mainly liberals, have accused the United States of creating prejudice to a...
Read full storyHuge Oil Deposits Discovered in France, Spain
In a shock announcement today the world has learned that huge reserves of oil have been discovered in the south west region of France, near the border with Spain and close to the Basque region.
Read full storyWal-Mart Test Marketing Cremation Chambers
Not to be outdone by Costco's announcement that it is selling coffins in two Chicago area stores, mass merchandise behemoth Wal-mart will be test marketing cremation chambers and sealable containers in three Wichita, Kansas area stores later this mon...
Read full storyPeople aren't half as stupid as they look.
The results of an extensive and detailed study from the Centra De Observations Humanity at the illustrious University of Nowhere have finally shown that the old adage is indeed correct, people aren't half as stupid as they look. While an accurate and...
Read full storyStuntman/Daredevil's Past Catches Up To Him
Whiskey Flats, Texas - USA - The infamous Jack "Jackie" Bibby, known for his many stunts involving rattlesnakes and the like, is recovering in a Whiskey Flats hospital after his lifelong "hobby" caught up with him.
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