Kids with a cause sues Duff

Written by Mandylynn

Wednesday, 5 October 2005

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Teen Queen Hilary Duff in is quite a bit of trouble with the kids with a cause campaign which she represents the teen queen is being sued for the loss of over $25000.00 which is exactly how much her new antique gold pocket watch (which belonged to the late princess of whales Diana) cost and many are suspicious of where the teen queen got the money to buy such a piece.

Though Duffs mother Susan denies any claims that her daughter has stolen money form the charity she loves so much "my daughter would never steal from anyone"she claims though she can not rep for where the teen star got the cash for the antique pocket watch, though people seem to forget that being a multi-talented singer/actresses helps your salary increase , Duff if she has stolen the cash does not look at all guilty she even snuffed a fan of an autograph while shopping with boyfriend Joel Madden, witnesses say a 7yr old girl asked the star very politely for and autograph and she just rolled her eyes and pulled Madden into the store he looked back but Duff just walked on , the once sweet star just does not seem to care about the things she used to value she's on top and does not seem to care who she steps on to reach the top, "She was the perfect role model. What happened?" one mother questioned while comforting her child after Duffs snub,

"I'm defiantly not voting for her for teen choice next year" the older sibling said, "Lindsay can have my vote". Duffs attitude had better change soon or she will be living the life as her character Sam in a cinderlla story and become a dinner girl!

There are still investigations going in onto the lose of this money only time will be able to tell if Duff is a thief or a millionaire! Meanwhile kids with a cause is not letting Duff do anything to help the cause and keeping her as far away from the cash box as possible.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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