Actress Kiera Knightley Announces Plans for Breast Surgery

Funny story: Actress Kiera Knightley Announces Plans for Breast Surgery

Actress Kiera Knightley, famous for roles in "Bend it like Beckham," and "Pirates of the Caribbean," has announced that she is uphappy with her image and has decided to have breast surgery. In an exclusive interview, she said tha...

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New James Bond Selected

Funny story: New James Bond Selected

Actor Daniel Craig ended months of speculation by being named to play James Bond in the upcoming 21st Bond film, Casino Royale. This movie uses the title of the first of the spy novels written by the late Ian Fleming. Another version of the book, a...

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Katie Holmes' Pregnancy Causes Child Protective Services Inquiry

Funny story: Katie Holmes' Pregnancy Causes Child Protective Services Inquiry

Actress Katie Holmes has been seeing Actor Tom Cruise for several months with little more than media fanfare. Announcement this week of her pregnancy, however, caused Child Protective Services officials in California to open an investigation into po...

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S.A.T. Test to Dumb Down Due to Dimwitted Dudes

Funny story: S.A.T. Test to Dumb Down Due to Dimwitted Dudes

Makers of the S.A.T., the P.S.A.T., and the A.C.T. test announced today that they are dumbing down their tests due to falling scores. Officials at the National Center for Educational Studies, a watchdog group, blame this decline on "the emergen...

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Oprah Winfrey Decides To Run

Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Decides To Run

Chicago, Chicago, That Wonderful Town---Oprah Winfrey, the fabulously famous, vastly intriguing and fantastically wealthy talk show hostess, is ready to announce that she is ready to Run A NASCAR Speedway Marathon: For The First Care Giving Leader I...

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"Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

Funny story: "Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

HOLLYWOOD, CA Hollywood's latest parents, dancer Kevin Federline (27) and pop-diva Britney Spears (23), have agreed to a trial separation due t...

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US sues France over Louisiana Purchase

Funny story: US sues France over Louisiana Purchase

The US Bureau of Acquisitions and Colonization has filed a massive lawsuit against the French government, for their failure to disclose structural defects in properties sold to the US, namely, Louisiana.

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Jolie receives humanitarian award

Funny story: Jolie receives humanitarian award

NEW YORK - Angelina Jolie showed up at the United Nations in New York City and it was a good thing, because she was just in time to be given an award for her humanitarian work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations refugee agency.

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Sony Announces New Faith Based Game Station

Wednesday- Sony announced faith based game station for next generation consoles to be released next year. It will work on a faith based engine, using special microphones to actually "feel" the belief of game players everywhere. "This may be the end o...

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Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers

Funny story: Recent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers

The Automobile Manufacturing Merchants of Southern California (AMMO-SoCal) have decided on a new advertising campaign due to the recent upswing in area freeway shootings. AMMO-SoCal members have agreed to emphasize several new features incorporated...

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Pooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world

Funny story: Pooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world

After so many years of living with his Hundred Acre Woods buddies, Pooh has decided to take a vacation in Europe. His 2 week trip is following the horrible experience with the long eared, horned, huffalump. He is taking a trip to Europe because he is...

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Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Funny story: Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Doctors treating pop diva Britney Spears for a recent injury say they are puzzled by a recent discovery that her brain is missing. Dr. Emil Shaufhaussen of Manhattan General Hospital in New York said he had never seen anything like it before.

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Is this the slowest girl in the world?

Funny story: Is this the slowest girl in the world?

Is this the slowest girl in the world? People seem to think so. She can regularly be found in the last place you left her, this was the first clue says sources. ‘Flat cap' as she was once nick named for no apparent reason, has struggled to come to te...

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All US Citizens Filing for Bankruptcy

Funny story: All US Citizens Filing for Bankruptcy

WASHINGTON (AP)--Every citizen in the United States is racing the clock to beat the tougher bankruptcy law about to come into force on Monday.

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Vinny To The Rescue

Funny story: Vinny To The Rescue

An unmarked location in the Jersey Swamp over Jimmy Hoffa's final resting place---In a story book beginning to what may become a fairy tale season, tried and true, dipped in the caramel pot, upstanding, steadfast football quarterback Vinny Testaverde...

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