Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found
Denver, CO- After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...
Read full storyFriends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers
Los Angeles- Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...
Read full storyEU job vacancies for Special Committe
Today the European Union has advertised new job vacancies for a new European Body that is starting in Brussells. They need to organise this body was very urgent and although the new member countries have joined the EU on the 1st May 2004 none of the...
Read full storyBush Rice Beef
King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."
Read full storyMI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets
London's humble citizens were treated to a rare insight into the private life of Britain's first non-male prime minister.
Read full storyHorses Head Found In Ready Meal
Classy supermarket chain Waitrose is hanging it's head in shame after a 'foreign object' was discovered inside a Curry For Two packet.
Read full storySchindler's List DVD to be re-released
Complaints force Spielberg's masterpiece Schindler's List to be re-released on DVD only weeks after its UK disc debut. Universal decided to re-issue the film after angry fans complained about the lack of "comedy out-takes" on the bo...
Read full storyFriends' Finale Scoop
Hollywood, California "Friends" mania has hit. With the finale of the decade-long series occurring this Thursday, the question on ev...
Read full storyGeorge Bush signs McCarthy Patriot Act
WASHINGTON -- President George Bush today announced he had signed the McCarthy Patriot Act to honor whom he terms "a true American hero."...
Read full storyOlsen Twins to Film Porn Movie on 18th Birthday
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, best known collectively as the ape-faced baby on the long-running ABC sitcom "Full House" have announced plans to get nude, and film a full-length porno movie on their 18th birthday - which is June 13 of this year. Misgui…
Read full storyNot Spoof, Truth: "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom" awarded US Patent; Schwarzenegger Tests It
Truth: In July 1991, inventor Paul Lyons of Southbridge, Massachusetts invented and was awarded a U.S. patent for the "Force Sensitive, Sound-Playing Condom". The actual filed patent, which can be viewed at http://www.uspto.gov/patft/index.html (sear...
Read full storyDrugs company responds to teenagers getting high of flu medicine
Slaxo Sithkline has announced changes to the labelling on bottles of flu medicine after an American Medical Association survey showed that young people use certain products to get high. In a statement to The Spoof a spokesperson for Slaxo Sithkli...
Read full storyMicheal Jackson's Underwear to Tour Soon
Reports are that Michael Jackson's Underwear has signed a multi-city stadium tour contract. The tour is to take place later in the concert season. The Underwear, which at this point in time is assisting authorities in their investigation of the singe...
Read full storyWill we ever have Drug Free radio?
With the recent events with Rush’s search for the Rush, and Al Frankin’s promises of trying Drug free radio. It makes me wonder will we ever truly have drug free radio. Take in example the other day this guy was in my bank in line with me and for no reason walked up to me and introduced himself. and asked what I do for a living. I told him without stretching the truth, I told him I write s...
Read full storyBoat Goes Down: Nudists' Spirits Remain Up
Austin, TX -- A party boat on the Colorado River tipped over yesterday. It seemed that everyone on the boat noticed a cute little fishie on the...
Read full storySoldier-gate Scandal Heats Up: New Video To Be Released Soon
Somewhere in the World-- An unidentified soldier is threatening to blow the lid off the "soldier-gate'' scandal. For those who are...
Read full storyNY Governor Admits "Cobleskill" and "Oneonta" Are Actually The Same Place
(Albany, NY) New York State governor George Pataki has admitted that two small upstate towns, Cobleskill and Oneonta, are in reality "the same place". The actual name of the town is Cobleonta.
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