Bush Rice Beef

Funny story written by Jeff Tamarkin

Tuesday, 4 May 2004

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Condi Before Tough Tiff

King Dumya and Condoleeza Rice became embroiled in a name-calling contest on Monday. According to Secretary of State Colon Bowel, Condi became upset when Dubya referred to her as "Condopizza Teeth" and "Ms. Ricecake Gaptooth."

In a tirade that lasted 3 minutes and 12 seconds, Rice snapped back at Our Most Unintelligent Prez Since Harding: "Your name should be President Mush! Or Dumby! Or Gumby! Or Dumbo! How about President Grumpy, or Slumpy, or Douche, or Stumpy, or Tooshy, or Pushy, or Dumpy, or Bumpy, or Slushy? Huh? Do you like that! Huh?"

As Advisor Ricecake Gaptooth turned a brighter shade of beige, King George The Younger was overheard whispering into Vice President Lamey's ear: "She sure is pretty for an octoroonish bitch, don't ya think so, Dickass My Good Buddy? Couldn't we get her some white putty to put between those two big front teeth?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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