Bush's Policy on Iraq Misunderstood, Presents Policy on "A Rack"

Funny story: Bush's Policy on Iraq Misunderstood, Presents Policy on "A Rack"

Washington - President Bush's presentation to clarify his Iraqi policy is not to be. Instead there will be a nationally televised walk though of how the President handles "a rack".

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Cher Launches Her Very, Very Last World Tour

Funny story: Cher Launches Her Very, Very Last World Tour

A publicist for Cher says the 60-something pop star will kick off her final world tour with concerts in Sydney and Melbourne later this summer. Unlike her previous final world tours, the aging entertainer promises this one will truly be her last.

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Elton John Seen Buying Pink Cadillac from Elvis Presley

Funny story: Elton John Seen Buying Pink Cadillac from Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley has sold one of his pink Cadillac's to another rock legend, Elton John. Or at least he'd like you to believe that.

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50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

Funny story: 50 Cent Arrested in Shooting of Ja Rule and Ashanti

Rapper 50 Cent, who still hasn't forgotten his hatred for rival Ja Rule, was recently arrested for the shooting of the two main stars of The Inc., Rule and Ashanti. He said, "I finally got those motherf***ers back!"...

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US Transfers Sovereignty to Iraqi Shopkeeper

Funny story: US Transfers Sovereignty to Iraqi Shopkeeper

(BAGHDAD) In a stunning diplomatic move, the United States has transferred sovereignty of Iraq to a 67-year-old shopkeeper from Baghdad.

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Aliens blamed for rise in Animal Gun Crime

Funny story: Aliens blamed for rise in Animal Gun Crime

Earth - Scientists worldwide have found evidence that extra terrestrials may be the source of the significant increase in gun crime among animals.

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Bush says his low approval rating is the work of terrorists

Funny story: Bush says his low approval rating is the work of terrorists

President Bush said today that his record-low 42% approval rating "sends the wrong message to our troops" and accused unpatriotic poll respondents of trying to &quo...

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Cookie Monster Wipes Out Cookie Supply at Baltimore Bakeries

Funny story: Cookie Monster Wipes Out Cookie Supply at Baltimore Bakeries

The Cookie Monster has struck again!...

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Bush Aroused by Federal Erections

Funny story: Bush Aroused by Federal Erections

Further doubts were raised about the mental state of the war-loving President, following remarks he made to the ‘Doris Day Look-alike Convention', today in Beverley Hills.

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Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

Funny story: Kirk Douglas Becomes Zombie, Eats Baby

At first, it seemed rather cute. Kirk Douglas, in a whimsical display of light-hearted antics, leaned forward and pretended to bite the arm of his 5-month old grandson, Jason. Afterwards he leaned back then licked his lips slowly, in what eye-witness...

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Comedy Central's Deal With Satan Ends

Funny story: Comedy Central's Deal With Satan Ends

Satan, the Lord of Darkness, told reporters that his deal with the popular channel Comedy Central has ended at a press conference earlier today.

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John Kerry Sizes Up George W. Bush

Funny story: John Kerry Sizes Up George W. Bush

NEW YORK AP Appearing on "60 Minutes" this Sunday, presidential hopeful Senator John Kerry was grilled by Mike Wallace in an in-depth...

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US Invades Texas

Funny story: US Invades Texas

With the deadline for the Iraqi handover less than 5 weeks away, US Armed Forces are now searching for a new target before they get bored. As a response President Bush has now turned his attention to his home state of Texas.

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President Bush Postpones November Election

Funny story: President Bush Postpones November Election

Washington, DC or Midland, TX (cuz Dubya's probably on his pre-summer but post-spring vacation)--...

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Fathers 4 Justice Furious They Missed Prescott

Funny story: Fathers 4 Justice Furious They Missed Prescott

The now infamous flour protestors have apologised at a Press Conference before their court appearances.

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Iraq: US has Delivered American Values

Funny story: Iraq: US has Delivered American Values

Spokesman for Coalition forces on the ground in Baghdad has today announced the completion of operations to bring full US values to the people of Iraq.

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Imprison this! “Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living”

Funny story: Imprison this! “Kaufman’s 30 second guide to living”

Imprison this! Can someone find me a dictionary?...

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McClellan and Senor to Wed

Funny story: McClellan and Senor to Wed

(WASHINGTON) Confirming rumors that have been swirling from the Beltway to Baghdad for months, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan and Coalition Provisional Authority adviser and spokesman Dan Senor acknowledged their plans to tie the knot la...

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Bin Laden Captured

Like the purloined letter in Edgar Allen Poe's tale of the same name, Osama bin Laden has been hiding in plain sight. Perhaps the most wanted man in American history, bin Laden has been captured in Peoria, Illinois where he owned a pet shop...

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