Wrong Arm Attached To Victim Of Farming Accident
LAWRENCE, KANSAS-A man who lost his arm to a dangerous piece of farm equipment awoke from surgery the next morning to discover that the wrong arm had been attached.
Read full storyKeanu Reeves Released From Jail
Keanu Reeves was released from jail today after paying a massive six million dollar bail. Reeves, who is charged with 87,000 counts of animal endangerment, resisting arrest, and possession of a hand gun without a license, refused to speak with re...
Read full storyBlair Target: 50% to use Public Lavatories
Tony Blair is to introduce a new target for use of public loos. He wants 50% of the population to regularly use them by 2010. And, in order to provide a world class lavatory service, there are plans to introduce a 30p top-up levy charge, to be paid...
Read full storyBruckheimer To Remake "It's A Wonderful Life"
Movie Watch: In this day and age of movie remakes, production has already started on a newer updated version of the most beloved holiday classic, It's A Wonderful Life, which originally aired in 1946 and starred Jimmy Stewart with...
Read full storyHoward Dean Is Calm And Rational
In a new campaign strategy move, Howard Dean is now presenting himself as a sane and normal person.
Read full storyMichael Bolton endorsement speech remake of somebody else's endorsement speech
Singer Michael Bolton, who showed up in Iowa to endorse Dick Gephardt to be the democratic presidential nominee, simply remade an earlier endorsement speech, it has been learned.
Read full storyMartha Stewart Dances Atop SUV After Court Appearance
Ripping a page from the Michael Jackson court appearance play book, arts and crafts goddess Martha Stewart climbed her way (taking 15 minutes) on top of a black Cadillac Escalade parked just outside the courtroom moments after pleading not guilty to...
Read full storyRottweilers To Be Renamed "Pink Fuzzies"
Following the success of the public relations campaign for the Pit Bull by renaming it the "New Yorkie," another notorious breed, the Rottweiler will be receiving a new designation, the "Pink Fuzzy." Some have belittled the name change charging th...
Read full storyChelski to buy everyone
In what some might describe as a bold move, Chelsea supremo Roman Abramovich today sent a letter of intent to every Premiership club offering to buy all of their players, including the suspect ones, with the exception of Kevin Kilbane, whom he doesn&...
Read full storyGovenator to play Gandhi
Like many of us I have been left scratching my head as to why the "Academy" has continued to neglect the awe inspiring performance's churned out by America's most popular, and therefore greatest, governor. "Red Heat", "Commando", "Kinde...
Read full storyStar Wars film delayed after Lucas blasts actors
George Lucas says the release of Star Wars Episode III could be delayed by up to three years - after admitting that most of his actors are "rubbish".
Read full storyGeorge Dubya announces plans to invade Uruguay
Moments before his State of the Union address President George Bush Announced his plans to attack Uruguay, Burma,Gabon,and Kyrgystan. Claiming they were the new axis of evil, and that if we dont stop them now they become a threat to the US.
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