Howard Dean Is Calm And Rational

Funny story written by CrazyTexan

Wednesday, 21 January 2004

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A New Rational Dean

In a new campaign strategy move, Howard Dean is now presenting himself as a sane and normal person.

"It's a whole new Dean," said campaign spokesman Richard Flowers. "You won't see anymore red-faced screams or harsh rhetoric."

The decision came after Dean's explosion on stage after the Iowa Caucasus.

"I wish to reassure my supporters that I still hate Bush, and I spit when I say his name. But you will no longer see me actually spitting or screaming now," said a white knuckled Dean.

Republican party members are concerned, "We don't know what to do. A sane Dean is a dangerous Dean. He might actually make a point rather than screaming, this is our worst nightmare politically."

As Dean walked away from the latest press conference he was heard saying, "Serenity now, serenity now..."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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