Written by rossc007

Wednesday, 21 January 2004

image for Govenator to play Gandhi
Peaceful Protest

Like many of us I have been left scratching my head as to why the "Academy" has continued to neglect the awe inspiring performance's churned out by America's most popular, and therefore greatest, governor. "Red Heat", "Commando", "Kindergarden cop" and who can forget "Junior", all overlooked by the powers that be.

I generally hesitate before using the word conspiracy but it would appear that something is rotten in the state of Denmark. However it would seem that Arnie has landed a role that may just make the city fathers stand up and take notice.

After some knock-backs Dreamworks studio's has put Arnie top of its list to play Mahatma Gandhi in a remake of the spiritual leaders life. A studio representative said "There really is only one choice for the role, but Pauly Shore is busy on other projects so we turned to the next best thing, then we contacted Arnie. He seemed very keen because his life bares some surprising similarities to that of the political celebate."

Multimillionaire governor, one time body-building champion of the world Schwarzenegger said "Wow, I can't believe that this great little man's story has been overlooked by the industry for so long. Finally we have the technology to bring this brave Indian's story to the masses via CGI and blue-screen effects."

When asked his opinion on whether he can improve on Ben Kingsley's 1982 Oscar winning performance Arnie said "Huh?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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