Can I get a NAY for marriage?

Written by Deanna Goodson

Tuesday, 24 February 2004


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Did you know that 100% of divorces begin with marriage? That's insane. Perhaps, it is time that we, as a society, take a good, long, hard look at marriage.

Does it work? Should we do it? Perhaps getting a marriage license should be a little bit harder than say, getting a driver's license. It's not as if you aren't operating heavy machinery in a marriage, especially with the obesity rate climbing worldwide, but I digress.

Experts have often said that marriage is an institution. It is true. There is bad food, the need for medication and a lot of craziness involved. Sure, you get sex, but there is a definite decline in sex once you get married.

I am not some bitter woman who is not married. No, I am bitter because I am married. Yup! Marriage makes you bitter.

I say, nay to gays getting married. I say nay to heterosexuals getting married. I say nay to marriage. Just shack up. It's simple, straightforward and you can leave with all your stuff when you are done...yes, even your vast collection of Wham! records.

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