Passion of the Christ is NOT Passionate

Funny story written by Deanna Goodson

Tuesday, 24 February 2004

For those of you expecting to see Jesus get his freak on, don't go see the Passion of the Christ. It is not about his passion for Mary Magdalene. It is about scourging, flagellation, violence and crucifixion.

The title is so misleading. I heard ''passion" actually meant suffering in Ancient times or something. Well, are they just freaky fetishists or what? We all know about the Spartans and their warlike desires. Xena, the Warrior Princess, is also a fetish fantasy in leather. And don't get me started on the Amazons.

Anyway, for anyone who is going to see the Passion of the Christ, be careful you don't make the same stupid mistake I made. Be prepared for violence. Well, if you are into bondage, then, this may be the movie for you.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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