FCC Attacks Muppets
Washington, DC -The interim head of the Federal Communications Commission, Charles Schultz III, has decided to attack the muppets. Yes, the muppets. Those furry, fuzzy and cuddly creatures that are so harmless.
Read full storyPassion Of The Christ: A Warlock Hunt
Much controversy has surrounded Mel Gibson's film about the brutal torture and murder of humanity's most well-known religious figure. Taken from the gospel accounts in the Bible, the story revolves around the people who were ultimately respon...
Read full storyIt's Official: Bert and Ernie Get Married
San Francisco, California - Finally, decades of wondering are over. Bert and Ernie are gay. Yes. The Sesame Street duo has been hiding in the closet for decades because PBS decided that exposing their homosexuality would be detrimental to the...
Read full storyJustin Timberlake Apologizes Again
Justin Timberlake, the former 'NSync-er and ex-boytoy of Britney Spears, has gone to new, annoying heights, even for him. He has decided to milk the Superbowl fiasco, cleverly entitled "Boobiegate", for all of the publicity it is worth.
Read full storyFBI use Seal to fight piracy
In a desperate move to reduce the levels of piracy now occurring in the US, the FBI is to use a special seal to tackle the problem.
Read full storyBush Revisists Child's Left Behind
The Bush Administration has issued new regulations easing rules in it's No Child Left Behind initiative that was signed into law in 2002. Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse was quoted as saying, "Actually, we had no idea this was an...
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