Written by Deanna Goodson

Friday, 20 February 2004

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The Boobiegate Saga Continues

Justin Timberlake, the former 'NSync-er and ex-boytoy of Britney Spears, has gone to new, annoying heights, even for him. He has decided to milk the Superbowl fiasco, cleverly entitled "Boobiegate", for all of the publicity it is worth.

He apologized after the 'wardrobe malfunction'. He apologized while accepting his grammy. He apologized everywhere and to anyone who would listen and kept those who didn't want to listen emotionally hostage because he is just that much of a publicity hound.

Now JT, as he llikes to be called because it gives him "street cred", is apologizing because he has apologized so much.

"I mean I am sorry, man. I just wanted to bring joy and peace to the world with hip-hop flavored pop music. I am not a role model, just a guy with great hair, a sexy girlfriend and more money than God. I am sorry if that's all offensive to y'all, but I am a good boy. I love my mommy and I never wanted to see Janet Jackson's boobies. I swear. "

The world is yawning loudly. In a recent poll, only 2% of Americans care what JT has to say. The rest wish he would go away like Ben and J. Lo did. Finally.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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